2024-01-16 at 12:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
You love hot, muggy weather. You love profusely sweating. Ur skin never dries out, which u also love. You love it wen the air is really thick.
stop acting like you dont want to get dressed in a tight leather outfit and stuffed into my gimp box
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2024-01-16 at 3:02 PM UTC
thinking that now that im moving up a little in the world im going to be at a point where im going to be eating a lot of sandwiches again. potentially really fancy ones. so ive been thinking of good combos to have for potential future lunches. i cant be having any old lunchables balogna mayo whitebread bullshit like little kids eat, i gotta keep up the "DISCRIMINATING, SOPHISTICATED CUSTOMER" image so the pickier and more modifications, the better. its a status symbol thing, i wouldnt expect for the poor folk that come around these parts to really "get it" so if thats you and you therefore cannot add anything to the conversation, i understand and fully sympathize with you but this is just one of those times youre going to need to sit back and let the adults do the talking here. anyways now that thats out of the way, here are a couple ideas i had:
toasted wheat roll with spicy dijon mustard on one side and pesto on the other side. sliced roasted turkey, with each slice pulled apart from the rest and laid on the bread in an accordion like pattern so as to maximize surface area for taste when eaten. on top of that, two slices of swiss cheese, laid on the turkey not in a rectangular pattern like a little kids sandwich would have but laid on it so as to create two diamond shaped ridges that extend over the side and let anyone who may be trying to eyefuck your food know that you aint fuckin around with this one. freshly sliced onions and tomato on top of that (i mean FRESH, like if i go to sit down and eat my sandwich and my eyes dont sting a little from the onion, im sending it back. straight up.) on top of that goes the mixed greens with any spinach hand picked out. im allergic to spinach and what i mean when i say allergic is it tastes like garbage and im sending it back if i find any spinach whatsoever on there but im going to tell you im deathly allergic so youre going to have to spend like 10 minutes making sure every last bit is out because its annoying af but you'd rather play it safe rather than have your entire establishment shut down for killing someone due to negligence. then on top of that i want a specially prepared mix of grilled onions, chopped bacon, and melted white american cheese so that it falls and drips all down the rest of the sandwich. on the side, half of a fresh sliced avocado and for garnish one lemon slice, one lime slice, and one orange slice (all the same size, youre going to have to figure that out on your own because i've got grown shit to worry about). then i want it wrapped (CLEANLY), a SMALL piece of tape secures the wrapping, placed in a takeout bag with no less than 4 and no more than 6 napkins, a side of ranch, a side of vegannaise, one side of each type of salad dressing you have, and i want my first name printed LEGIBLY and with a smiley face on the outside of the paper and you had BETTER make sure that ink doesnt bleed through to the food or else you guessed it, IM SENDING it back.
well i guess i only ended up having time for one sandwich but such is life.
2024-01-16 at 3:04 PM UTC
oh and you FORGOT MY SIDE OF MAYO YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED SCUMMY BARISTA BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM REMAKE THE ENTIRE COTTDAMN THING WOW NO WONDER YOU WORK AT A PLACE LIKE THIS STILL. U N R E A L
