2024-01-12 at 10:10 PM UTC
Hello, I have infiltrated your website through using the most exquisite techniques to become a new member because fuck having real life friends, and if you don't wanna be my friend, fuck you.
Yeah I said it, what are you gonna do about it pussy? If try to fight me IRL I'll helicopter smack the shit out of you as my torso and can rotate 360 degrees like an owl's head so you'll never see it coming. Bet you're scared now. You know why you are? BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY, PUSSY!
Anyways, y'all seem cool so I decided to make your life harder because why the fuck not?
- CU
2024-01-12 at 10:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Currently Unknown
Hello, I have infiltrated your website through using the most exquisite techniques to become a new member because fuck having real life friends, and if you don't wanna be my friend, fuck you.
Yeah I said it, what are you gonna do about it pussy? If try to fight me IRL I'll helicopter smack the shit out of you as my torso and can rotate 360 degrees like an owl's head so you'll never see it coming. Bet you're scared now. You know why you are? BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY, PUSSY!
Anyways, y'all seem cool so I decided to make your life harder because why the fuck not?
- CU
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2024-01-12 at 10:16 PM UTC
Aww.. not the helicopter!
2024-01-12 at 10:45 PM UTC
SMACK ME ON THE ASS! YOU KNOW U LOVE IT BABY!
2024-01-12 at 10:56 PM UTC
Wait a minute.. how do we know you're not just a figment of our own imagination?
2024-01-12 at 11:03 PM UTC
This tutorial should be stickied for noobs