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    Hello, I have infiltrated your website through using the most exquisite techniques to become a new member because fuck having real life friends, and if you don't wanna be my friend, fuck you.

    Yeah I said it, what are you gonna do about it pussy? If try to fight me IRL I'll helicopter smack the shit out of you as my torso and can rotate 360 degrees like an owl's head so you'll never see it coming. Bet you're scared now. You know why you are? BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY, PUSSY!

    Anyways, y'all seem cool so I decided to make your life harder because why the fuck not?

    - CU
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    not

    sending

    their

    best
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Currently Unknown Hello, I have infiltrated your website through using the most exquisite techniques to become a new member because fuck having real life friends, and if you don't wanna be my friend, fuck you.

    Yeah I said it, what are you gonna do about it pussy? If try to fight me IRL I'll helicopter smack the shit out of you as my torso and can rotate 360 degrees like an owl's head so you'll never see it coming. Bet you're scared now. You know why you are? BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY, PUSSY!

    Anyways, y'all seem cool so I decided to make your life harder because why the fuck not?

    - CU

    post nude selfies of self-identifying as attack helicopter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Aww.. not the helicopter!
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    Originally posted by Meikai not

    sending

    their

    best

    "nOt SeNdInG tHeIr BeSt"

    The only person that sent me here was GOD to bring judgement upon you for your sins! Prepare for the helicopter smack you devil!
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    Originally posted by infinityshock post nude selfies of self-identifying as attack helicopter

    I would put I'm too fat too fit into the camera frame and don't feel exerting too much energy you fucking fat phobic! uGh!
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Aww.. not the helicopter!

    I got anther kind of helicopter for you bb ;)
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Currently Unknown "nOt SeNdInG tHeIr BeSt"

    The only person that sent me here was GOD to bring judgement upon you for your sins! Prepare for the helicopter smack you devil!

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Currently Unknown I would put I'm too fat too fit into the camera frame and don't feel exerting too much energy you fucking fat phobic! uGh!

    no one asked for your commentary. get on with posting of your nude selfies
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    Originally posted by infinityshock no one asked for your commentary. get on with posting of your nude selfies

    I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME EATING MY GIRLFRIENDS ASS BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST IT SINCE I'M NEW TO THIS AND I SNORT DRIED PAINT CHIPS FOR FUN. Help me post the picture and you shall be rewarded sweetly. Do you accept this quest?
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    Originally posted by Meikai

    Don't be like that baby. The Good Lord just wants me to cleanse you of your sins real good. Plus I didn't say where I was gonna smack you ;)
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    WellHung Black Hole
    SMACK ME ON THE ASS! YOU KNOW U LOVE IT BABY!
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    Originally posted by WellHung SMACK ME ON THE ASS! YOU KNOW U LOVE IT BABY!

    *helicopter whirling noises* "PREPARED TO BE SMACKED WITH SUCH ROTATIONS YOUR DNA WILL REALIGN AND GIVE YOU CANCER!"
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    Wait a minute.. how do we know you're not just a figment of our own imagination?
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute.. how do we know you're not just a figment of our own imagination?

    I guess you could say that's, "currently unknown"! HAHAHAHAHAHA...i'm gonna go kill myself now...
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    Føx Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Currently Unknown I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME EATING MY GIRLFRIENDS ASS BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST IT SINCE I'M NEW TO THIS AND I SNORT DRIED PAINT CHIPS FOR FUN. Help me post the picture and you shall be rewarded sweetly. Do you accept this quest?

    God, another one?

    Go to this url:

    https://imgbb.com/

    Upload image. Pick from your camera roll or files. Don’t auto delete. In the drop down menu click BBCode Full Linked. Click copy.

    Come back here paste in reply box click submit
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    Føx Yung Blood
    This tutorial should be stickied for noobs
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Currently Unknown I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME EATING MY GIRLFRIENDS ASS BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST IT SINCE I'M NEW TO THIS AND I SNORT DRIED PAINT CHIPS FOR FUN. Help me post the picture and you shall be rewarded sweetly. Do you accept this quest?

    no

    go use google
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Føx This tutorial should be stickied for noobs

    anyone that stupid shouldnt be online
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