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Microsoft to licence discontinued PC Accessories products

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    *excited soy squeals*

    Microsoft surprised everyone last year by deciding to discontinue its range of popular mice, keyboards, and PC accessories. After decades of Microsoft-branded PC hardware, the software giant has decided to focus on the Surface brand instead. Now a unique partnership will see Microsoft’s PC accessories live on, thanks to accessory maker Incase.

    “The products will be the same products, but instead of saying Microsoft they’ll say Incase, designed by Microsoft,” explains Onward Brands CEO Charlie Tebele in an interview with The Verge. Onward Brands is the parent company responsible for the Incase, Incipio, Griffin, and Survivor brands that make accessories for laptops and phones.
    https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/5/24026323/microsoft-incase-partnership-keyboards-accessories-partnership

    https://www.incase.com/pages/incase-designed-by-microsoft

    Microsoft made some nice plastic, like the Keyboard 600. Maybe they'll even re-release the pro-mouse.

    This image frightens and confuses the zoomer.
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.incase.com/pages/incase-designed-by-microsoft

    woke company. no thanks.

    the first thing i went there i was served with a negroe with some computing devices.



    very no thanks.
  3. #3
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the first thing i went there i was served with a negroe with some computing devices.

    Wow, based black guy.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Wow, based black guy.

    no. that was ye with a list on his phone.
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny woke company. no thanks.

    the first thing i went there i was served with a negroe with some computing devices.



    very no thanks.

    I do that too.

    When I go on a company's website to research a product and they showcase a nigger it tells me they're advertising their product to a subspecies of human that is wholly incompatible with my species.

    For example...a year or so ago I was in the market for a drones which was made in the US. The only one I saw that met my needs was called 'blackhawk-pro' so I went online to research it.

    Annnd...the manufacturers website had a video of a nigger controlling the drone on a beach with a white chick. Needless to say I closed the tab and found something better to do with my time.
  6. #6
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    The shadows on that photo are all fucked up. They couldn't even photoshop in a decent window. And I presume the somali did that ugly mouse that pasted in with no regard for perspective at all.

    I actually dunno why they keep using black people in their advertising. Advertising is supposed to appeal to customers, it's supposed to be aspirational. I have never seen a black person look like someone I would want to be like. Black people keep doing this facial expression where they think they look sophisticated and cool, they just look confused.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock I do that too.

    When I go on a company's website to research a product and they showcase a nigger it tells me they're advertising their product to a subspecies of human that is wholly incompatible with my species.

    For example…a year or so ago I was in the market for a drones which was made in the US. The only one I saw that met my needs was called 'blackhawk-pro' so I went online to research it.

    Annnd…the manufacturers website had a video of a nigger controlling the drone on a beach with a white chick. Needless to say I closed the tab and found something better to do with my time.

    I don't know what you expected from a company that sounds like 'black cock' if you say it too fast
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I don't know what you expected from a company that sounds like 'black cock' if you say it too fast

    No matter how fast I say it, it still sounds like 'black hawk'

    If a modern-day teenager with its high blood serum levels of estrogenic compounds and OD-quantity levels of anxiety hormones coursing through its veins were to say it...maybe.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by infinityshock I do that too.

    When I go on a company's website to research a product and they showcase a nigger it tells me they're advertising their product to a subspecies of human that is wholly incompatible with my species.

    For example…a year or so ago I was in the market for a drones which was made in the US. The only one I saw that met my needs was called 'blackhawk-pro' so I went online to research it.

    Annnd…the manufacturers website had a video of a nigger controlling the drone on a beach with a white chick. Needless to say I closed the tab and found something better to do with my time.

    your mistake was to assu,e it was made to attract negroes to their product.

    it was not.

    they use black folks in adverts to attract WHITE peepuh that have been brainwashed into believing diversity and cultural enrichment are good and progressive.

    progressive millenials, the very same bunch of peepuh that the US government had to use rifles to segregate back when segregation was a thing.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by aldra I don't know what you expected from a company that sounds like 'black cock' if you say it too fast



    Originally posted by infinityshock No matter how fast I say it, it still sounds like 'black hawk'

    If a modern-day teenager with its high blood serum levels of estrogenic compounds and OD-quantity levels of anxiety hormones coursing through its veins were to say it…maybe.

    excuse him.

    aldra sees and hears cocks and gays and especially gay cocks when and where cocks and gays and gay cocks are no where to be found.
  11. #11
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    It's actually just cos you can't criticise black people in a corporate environment.

    So they pick confused looking blacks looking dopey to advertise high tech.

    It's not effective, but no one can complain.


    The only way you can make black people look cool is by hiding their permanently bewildered facial expression, as in the original iPod ad.
  12. #12
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    Even this stoned jedi looks more like they have a clue what's going on.
  13. #13
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    Or just stick an iphone in front of their face. That works too.
  14. #14
    Ellen Feiss. Real name, no gimmicks
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    thread is now about niggers in nigger century,



    sorry.
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