Malice is legit the most embarrassing poster on this site

1. 2017-06-07 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Mayweather, you should post this on gay subreddits, possibly other message boards, then show us the reaction.

   
   signed.
   
   NAMBLA sites, as well
2. 2017-06-07 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #62
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock holy fuck you're old.
   
   what adult diapers do you wear?

   
   I don't, actually I get sexually aroused from pissing my pants. if I'm feeling really adventurous I piss myself deliberately in public and then walk home humiliated. by the time I get home my balls are literally busting.
   
   
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
3. 2017-06-08 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #63
   Mayweather weak

   Originally posted by Malice Mayweather, you should post this on gay subreddits, possibly other message boards, then show us the reaction.

   
   The notoriety would give you a reason to live
   
   
   Also lmao at thinking I give enough of a fuck about some handsome and well tanned individual autist
4. 2017-06-08 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #64
   Mayweather weak

   Originally posted by Malice Stop making things up, RisiR. You're a pathological liar.

   
   No pretty sure you said so yourself
   
   You definitely ate off the floor
5. 2017-06-08 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #65
   

   lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
   DAT BOOTIE AINT BAD DOE
6. 2017-06-08 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #66
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Mayweather No pretty sure you said so yourself
   
   You definitely ate off the floor

   
   Oh yeah, I did a few times. I didn't place food and eat an entire meal off it, but I may have lowered myself to the floor and ducklipped to suction food off it back when it was reasonably clean and I hadn't let things fall into squalor.
7. 2017-06-08 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #67
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Phoenix >tfw malice has a ncier ass than you and he's not even trying

   
   
   

   Originally posted by RisiR † He wasn't just trying. He was doing squats and hip thrusts all day and ate gloop. Also steroids.

   
   I did try, I tried hard. I managed to work up to 315lbs/143kg at only 150lbs/68kg for high bar squats, a set of 5 with perfect form, to full depth, with just a belt on.
   
   I also have abnormally low baseline test levels, which definitely make it considerably harder to gain strength and muscle mass.
8. 2017-06-08 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #68
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by lantiqua87 DAT BOOTIE AINT BAD DOE

   
   My new user title should read T H I C C.
9. 2017-06-08 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I think I’ve said this before, but it would be fantastic if you could detach your cock, have the sensory input transmitted wirelessly, and give yourself a blowjob or fuck yourself up the ass.

   
   Heh.
10. 2017-06-08 at 4:02 AM UTC

    #70
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    How are you finding these quotes?
11. 2017-06-08 at 4:05 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I looked up something else randomly and it came up.