Returning my wife's Pixel 2 watch because

1. 2024-01-03 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   she has a tattoo on her wrist and the sensor can't get past it to register her heart rate.
   Therefore the watch doesn't think it's being worn and won't ever alert her to any notifications.
   I contacted customer support who transferred me to the IT department that told me,
   
   "Pixel 2 watch does not work over tattoos or on black people"
   
   LOL
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   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2024-01-03 at 10:37 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   plot twist youre wife is blaack, her camry is blue, and she just has a few small-whyte-tatooos
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
3. 2024-01-03 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That is seriously all sort of hilarious and weird all at the same time.
4. 2024-01-03 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ur wifes black and tatted up, heard
5. 2024-01-03 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ur wifes black and tatted up, heard

   
   Honestly I was scared of her when I was living in his basement. One night I woke up, sweating. I was on an air mattress. She was sitting on me. It wasn't erotic or anything like that, there was a thick padded duvet blanket between her and me, but I do think she was naked from the crotch down. She had a massive big bowie knife, and she was cleaning her nails with it, then rubbing the residue on the air mattress, beside my ear. She said something like "you think you better than us white boy, you white boys ain't nothing but bitches". Then she rubbed the knife across my cheek and it peeled off all the hairs. That's all I remember. I woke up in the morning and she acted like nothing had happened. I know it happened cos I went to the bathroom and my cheek was bare (I had just come back from Detroit the night before and had stubble.) I finished shaving. I didn't take any photos, so I don't have any evidence or anything, but be careful. She'll cut you up.
6. 2024-01-03 at 11:28 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   what if youre black but then you have a tattoo with white or a light color on it on that part of your wrist..?
7. 2024-01-03 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Honestly I was scared of her when I was living in his basement. One night I woke up, sweating. I was on an air mattress. She was sitting on me. It wasn't erotic or anything like that, there was a thick padded duvet blanket between her and me, but I do think she was naked from the crotch down. She had a massive big bowie knife, and she was cleaning her nails with it, then rubbing the residue on the air mattress, beside my ear. She said something like "you think you better than us white boy, you white boys ain't nothing but bitches". Then she rubbed the knife across my cheek and it peeled off all the hairs. That's all I remember. I woke up in the morning and she acted like nothing had happened. I know it happened cos I went to the bathroom and my cheek was bare (I had just come back from Detroit the night before and had stubble.) I finished shaving. I didn't take any photos, so I don't have any evidence or anything, but be careful. She'll cut you up.

   
   fona has to put up with that every time his wifes boyfriend spends the night, my heart goes out for him
8. 2024-01-03 at 11:34 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   black people dont need shit like that anyways, only white people do because theyre fragile
9. 2024-01-03 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fona has to put up with that every time his wifes boyfriend spends the night, my heart goes out for him

   
   I miss Soy. He smelled nice and his vomiting was hilarious.
   I never seen anyone put out an entire camp fire by puking onto all the flames.
10. 2024-01-03 at 11:35 PM UTC

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    thats why my heart is still intact and im in better cardio shape than 96% of americans still despite all the abuse and me literary trying to stop it with various poisons for extended periods of time
11. 2024-01-03 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    (つ✧ω✧)つ
12. 2024-01-03 at 11:39 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I miss Soy. He smelled nice and his vomiting was hilarious.
    I never seen anyone put out an entire camp fire by puking onto all the flames.

    
    thats legendary
13. 2024-01-03 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Honestly I was scared of her when I was living in his basement. One night I woke up, sweating. I was on an air mattress. She was sitting on me. It wasn't erotic or anything like that, there was a thick padded duvet blanket between her and me, but I do think she was naked from the crotch down. She had a massive big bowie knife, and she was cleaning her nails with it, then rubbing the residue on the air mattress, beside my ear. She said something like "you think you better than us white boy, you white boys ain't nothing but bitches". Then she rubbed the knife across my cheek and it peeled off all the hairs. That's all I remember. I woke up in the morning and she acted like nothing had happened. I know it happened cos I went to the bathroom and my cheek was bare (I had just come back from Detroit the night before and had stubble.) I finished shaving. I didn't take any photos, so I don't have any evidence or anything, but be careful. She'll cut you up.

    
    but, more importantly...was your rectum bleeding the next morning when you regained consciousness
14. 2024-01-04 at 11:47 AM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood (つ✧ω✧)つ
    

15. 2024-01-04 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock but, more importantly…was your rectum bleeding the next morning when you regained consciousness

    
    is there a moment in your waking hours that you dont spend on thinking of rectums.