Whats the mallest muscle in a chihuahua ...

1. 2024-01-01 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Wariats dick.
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2. 2024-01-02 at 1:41 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Its huahua?
3. 2024-01-02 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   the heart (chihuahuas are evil)
4. 2024-01-02 at 2 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I dunno if they're evil but they're certainly the most schizophrenic dogs
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5. 2024-01-02 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   theyre mexican...no surprise
6. 2024-01-02 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra I dunno if they're evil but they're certainly the most schizophrenic dogs

   
   The only thing stopping them from killing twice as many toddlers as pitbulls is that they're half the size of the average toddler. They want to murder babies though.
   
   
7. 2024-01-02 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   If you transplanted a chihuahua's brain into a pitbull's body, it'd decimate the nearest kindergarten before you understood what was happening.
8. 2024-01-02 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   You could tie 10 of them together and throw them into full elevators.
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9. 2024-01-02 at 3:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could tie 10 of them together and throw them into full elevators.

   
   Chihuahua centipede
10. 2024-01-02 at 3:23 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Chihuahua centipede

    
    that would be lining them all up then stapling their lips to the closest rectum
11. 2024-01-02 at 3:41 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    speaking of heart failure
    
    i dont feel so good
    
    a warp daemon killed me in my sleep last night, or tried to. it cut 2/3rds of me off, pretty much everything below my shoulders. i flew away on a pressurized jetstream of blood and knitted my body back together once i reached a place of safety. i cant remember why i woke up but yugi moto was there. also cartman. it was strange. anyway i have the power of god and anime on my side, and im going back into that place to purge it of daemons, but i can't be certain i'll make it back.
12. 2024-01-02 at 3:48 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai speaking of heart failure
    
    i dont feel so good
    
    a warp daemon killed me in my sleep last night, or tried to. it cut 2/3rds of me off, pretty much everything below my shoulders. i flew away on a pressurized jetstream of blood and knitted my body back together once i reached a place of safety. i cant remember why i woke up but yugi moto was there. also cartman. it was strange. anyway i have the power of god and anime on my side, and im going back into that place to purge it of daemons, but i can't be certain i'll make it back.

    
    Can you regrow yourself from, say, a little toe?
13. 2024-01-02 at 10:35 AM UTC

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
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