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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Intranasal amphetamines
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by frala Went and got my nails done earlier then we saw the new Wonka and went had hibachi. Now we are watching Sopranos.

    did you know willy wonka gave tours of his candy factory and many many people went missing but he was so rich and had the right connections no one ever questioned him about it
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  3. willy wonkas real name is willy rosenbaum.
  4. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by POLECAT did you know willy wonka gave tours of his candy factory and many many people went missing but he was so rich and had the right connections no one ever questioned him about it

    Did you know Willy gave your mama a tour everyday
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT did you know willy wonka gave tours of his candy factory and many many people went missing but he was so rich and had the right connections no one ever questioned him about it

    They're all in that back room where no one is allowed, tied to a rack for the oompa loompas to use.

    Notice there were never any female oompa loompas
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  6. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala Did you know Willy gave your mama a tour everyday

    Why don't you wanka this willy in your ass, bitch?

  7. Originally posted by POLECAT did you know willy wonka gave tours of his candy factory and many many people went missing but he was so rich and had the right connections no one ever questioned him about it

    They were melted in the chocolate pot and then sold in crunchy chocolate bars.
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  8. Instigator Space Nigga
    mixing jello and cement to make a next generation space age material
  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator mixing jello and cement to make a next generation space age material

    see you in court motherfucker..swagga jacka
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    smoking weed

  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    fuck saturdays

  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    yeet

    I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays
    'Cause they feel like Saturdays
    When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday
    I wake up when I want to. I do anything I want to do
    Can't wait for Tuesday
    … I really don't like Fridays. I can't do what I want to do
    Sold out at the movies. Can't eat at the restaurant
    Everyone wants to party but the bar's full of cigarette smoke
    I think I'll stay home I think I'll wait for Monday
    … I live a five day weekend. I gotta year long holiday
    Thank God it's Monday
    The only place that I gotta be is at the show or the first tee
    Thank God for irony
    Nevermind aggrevation, just gimme modulation. Gimme another key
    … I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays. Cause they're kinda like Christmas
    Come to think about Wednesdays, are a little like Hanakah
    Thursday's Thanksgiving. I'm talking about good living. I think I'll give thanxks
    Thank God it's Monday
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    hanakah
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  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    dont they pronounce it like CHon-u-ccka or something though?

    what a versatile holiday
  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    thinking about painting all the trim in my room glossy pink
  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    smoking weed
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    woke up again, wasted 3 hrs on the tiktok, made breakfast hauled 3 sleds full of wood in the house and stacked it up, wondered around the yard makin a plan of attack on the garage I'm about to built from scraps I have.
    made the plan then came in and got high, now I'm havin a coffee and watchin Danl boon.
    goin ut soon to move a tacoma out of the way and start unloading the walls off the trailer they have been sittin on for the last several months
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  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT well they arent in the wa;lls and they aint runnin round in the ceilin nor the floors or the porch so as long as they stay away they can live



    thats an example of what im talking about

    skrewed a skwerl...
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to go to sleep until dinner ..butts cooking steaks tonight..❤️
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    got all the lumber off the walls that were stacked up and then got 3 sections of wall off the trailer and on boards to slide into place tomorrow.
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