Corrupt a Wish

2017-06-07 at 3:46 AM UTC

#61

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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2017-06-07 at 6:30 AM UTC

#62

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Granted but it's in liberal arts.

I wish Jill the Car would die a horribly painful death and ensuingly lose the ability to ever post on the internet again.

Granted but you must die alongside him.

I wish I had my own professional shooting range.

2017-06-07 at 9:11 AM UTC

#63

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you must die alongside him.

I wish I had my own professional shooting range.

Granted but you or any customers can't get in because there are always protesters surrounding it, day and night.

I wish I had my own country.

2017-06-07 at 9:32 AM UTC

#64

DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you or any customers can't get in because there are always protesters surrounding it, day and night.

I wish I had my own country.

Granted, it's Somalia.

I wish I had a sweet asteroid biozone weed farm with lovely robot wife

2017-06-07 at 9:34 AM UTC

#65

Kuje Tej Houston [disorientate this purple-tinged ornithorhynchidae]

Originally posted by DocFoster Granted, it's Somalia.

I wish I had a sweet asteroid biozone weed farm with lovely robot wife

Granted but the weed Gets spider mites and the robot gets damaged by the humidity

2017-06-07 at 9:35 AM UTC

#66

DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

Originally posted by Kuje Tej Granted but the weed Gets spider mites and the robot gets damaged by the humidity

You're supposed to make a wish after granting, fampai

2017-06-07 at 9:36 AM UTC

#67

Kuje Tej Houston [disorientate this purple-tinged ornithorhynchidae]

I wish i had more spice

2017-06-07 at 9:38 AM UTC

#68

DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

Originally posted by Kuje Tej I wish i had more spice

Granted. It's pepper. Uncracked. And there is no peppermill in sight.

I wish I was in Colorado already. With a million dollars

2017-06-07 at 10 AM UTC

#69

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by DocFoster Granted. It's pepper. Uncracked. And there is no peppermill in sight.

I wish I was in Colorado already. With a million dollars

Granted but Colorado is moved to somalia and I tax the shit out of that million dollars.

I wish the middle east would disappear.

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mmQ

2017-06-07 at 10:48 AM UTC

#70

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ (I liek the prof pic)

Granted but it's captain Falcon.

I wish I could shoot lazerz from my hands.

granted but now every time you handle teh pussy and get excited the lazer goes off and leaves her with nothing below the waist.

I wish I could go back and live in 1988 repeatedly on loop and just spend every weekend trippin and pilling off my nut at illegal acid house parties.

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2017-06-07 at 11:51 AM UTC

#71

DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

Originally posted by NARCassist granted but now every time you handle teh pussy and get excited the lazer goes off and leaves her with nothing below the waist.

I wish I could go back and live in 1988 repeatedly on loop and just spend every weekend trippin and pilling off my nut at illegal acid house parties.

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Granted. It's sulfuric acid though and you're stuck being dissolved for a whole year at a time, and said year resets every year, forcing you to live in chemical burn hell for eternity.

I wish I could not be bipolar. Just be normal

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mmQ

2017-06-07 at 12:01 PM UTC

#72

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by DocFoster Granted. It's sulfuric acid though and you're stuck being dissolved for a whole year at a time, and said year resets every year, forcing you to live in chemical burn hell for eternity.

I wish I could not be bipolar. Just be normal

Granted but you're Bill Krozby

I wish I had Russell Allen's singing voice

2017-06-07 at 3:34 PM UTC

#73

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but you're Bill Krozby

I wish I had Russell Allen's singing voice

granted but you're Bill Krozby

2017-06-07 at 7 PM UTC

#74

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra granted but you're Bill Krozby

And...??

2017-06-07 at 7:04 PM UTC

#75

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by aldra granted but you're Bill Krozby

your doing it wrong man

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2017-06-07 at 9:59 PM UTC

#76

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but you're Bill Krozby

I wish I had Russell Allen's singing voice

Granted but you can now only communicate by singing.

I wish all the states had constitutional carry like New Hampshire.

2017-06-07 at 11:17 PM UTC

#77

NARCassist gollums fat coach

granted but only for nerf guns.

I wish for a truly incorruptible wish.

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2017-06-07 at 11:53 PM UTC

#78

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist granted but only for nerf guns.

I wish for a truly incorruptible wish.

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granted yet it comes with the universal laws of 15% finder fee with any wealth that may be gained from it to your granter!

I wish I had three uncorruptable wishes without a universal finder fee.. standard or other

2017-06-08 at 1:53 AM UTC

#79

Pursuit-of-Happiness Yung Blood

You get your 3 uncorruptable wishes, but waste them on some dumb shit, making someone mad and they pay a bum to stab you to death.

I wish for my granter, to also receive whatever they grant me.

2017-06-08 at 1:58 AM UTC

#80

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Pursuit-of-Happiness You get your 3 uncorruptable wishes, but waste them on some dumb shit, making someone mad and they pay a bum to stab you to death.

I wish for my granter, to also receive whatever they grant me.

Oooh mindfuk.

Granted, but it comes with a blowjob.

I wish I had 9 million Chooties that never needed to poop or pee or eat or drink, all shiny furs and perfect health, living just as long as I do.

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