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Corrupt a Wish
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2017-06-07 at 3:46 AM UTC.
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2017-06-07 at 6:30 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:11 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:34 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:35 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:36 AM UTCI wish i had more spice
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2017-06-07 at 9:38 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 10 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 10:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ (I liek the prof pic)
Granted but it's captain Falcon.
I wish I could shoot lazerz from my hands.
granted but now every time you handle teh pussy and get excited the lazer goes off and leaves her with nothing below the waist.
I wish I could go back and live in 1988 repeatedly on loop and just spend every weekend trippin and pilling off my nut at illegal acid house parties.
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2017-06-07 at 11:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist granted but now every time you handle teh pussy and get excited the lazer goes off and leaves her with nothing below the waist.
I wish I could go back and live in 1988 repeatedly on loop and just spend every weekend trippin and pilling off my nut at illegal acid house parties.
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Granted. It's sulfuric acid though and you're stuck being dissolved for a whole year at a time, and said year resets every year, forcing you to live in chemical burn hell for eternity.
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2017-06-07 at 12:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by DocFoster Granted. It's sulfuric acid though and you're stuck being dissolved for a whole year at a time, and said year resets every year, forcing you to live in chemical burn hell for eternity.
I wish I could not be bipolar. Just be normal
Granted but you're Bill Krozby
I wish I had Russell Allen's singing voice
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2017-06-07 at 3:34 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 7 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 7:04 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:59 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 11:17 PM UTCgranted but only for nerf guns.
I wish for a truly incorruptible wish.
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2017-06-07 at 11:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist granted but only for nerf guns.
I wish for a truly incorruptible wish.
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granted yet it comes with the universal laws of 15% finder fee with any wealth that may be gained from it to your granter!
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2017-06-08 at 1:53 AM UTCYou get your 3 uncorruptable wishes, but waste them on some dumb shit, making someone mad and they pay a bum to stab you to death.
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2017-06-08 at 1:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Pursuit-of-Happiness You get your 3 uncorruptable wishes, but waste them on some dumb shit, making someone mad and they pay a bum to stab you to death.
I wish for my granter, to also receive whatever they grant me.
Oooh mindfuk.
Granted, but it comes with a blowjob.
I wish I had 9 million Chooties that never needed to poop or pee or eat or drink, all shiny furs and perfect health, living just as long as I do.