I'm getting a new job

1. 2023-12-28 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey guys, I just finished completing pre-employment for my new job.
   
   Here's the specs:
   
   19$/hr. Tues-Saturday with mandatory OT on sundays when needed.
   
   10PM-6AM
   
   1 hour of weekly training (mandatory), so I will work 41 hours a week minimum.
   
   No psychoactives on site, that won't be a problem for me though.
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2. 2023-12-28 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Don’t forget to pack a snack!
   
   
   
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3. 2023-12-28 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #3
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Hey guys, I just finished completing pre-employment for my new job.
   
   Here's the specs:
   
   19$/hr. Tues-Saturday with mandatory OT on sundays when needed.
   
   10PM-6AM
   
   1 hour of weekly training (mandatory), so I will work 41 hours a week minimum.
   
   No psychoactives on site, that won't be a problem for me though.

   
   but...do you have to swallow
4. 2023-12-28 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Hey guys, I just finished completing pre-employment for my new job.
   
   Here's the specs:
   
   19$/hr. Tues-Saturday with mandatory OT on sundays when needed.
   
   10PM-6AM
   
   1 hour of weekly training (mandatory), so I will work 41 hours a week minimum.
   
   No psychoactives on site, that won't be a problem for me though.

   
   
   Maybe you can become Prime Minister of a country and Kisth Biden on the mouth
   
   
5. 2023-12-28 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Me too
6. 2023-12-28 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #6
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Third Temple Maybe you can become Prime Minister of a country and Kisth Biden on the mouth
   
   

   
   or the head of his penis
7. 2023-12-29 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock or the head of his penis

   
   Why not both?
8. 2023-12-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #8
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Why not both?

   
   ...at the same time
9. 2023-12-29 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #9
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Sounds horrible lol
10. 2023-12-29 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Sounds horrible lol

    
    Better than where I'm at now though
11. 2023-12-29 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #11
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Hope it goes well for you, you'll probably know within the first two days if it's going to be some bullshit or not
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12. 2023-12-29 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    FUCK UR NEW JOB YOU FAGTASTIC FROG.
13. 2023-12-29 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Sounds horrible lol

    
    sounds like something AI could create a video for like the "Biden invites Trump over for Spaghetti" vid.
    
    not sure where you create that or how much that cost. clearly uses ELEVENlab technology
    
    hunter worked for AT&T you know &T
14. 2023-12-29 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #14
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    these deepfakes are getting too real I can't tell reality from fiction anymore. Do young girls really eat oldje ass like that?
    
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15. 2023-12-29 at 7:46 AM UTC

    #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by Third Temple sounds like something AI could create a video for like the "Biden invites Trump over for Spaghetti" vid.
    
    not sure where you create that or how much that cost. clearly uses ELEVENlab technology
    
    hunter worked for AT&T you know &T

    
    Bro ...lol..I am Jeff haven't you realized that yet
16. 2023-12-29 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #16
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood these deepfakes are getting too real I can't tell reality from fiction anymore. Do young girls really eat oldje ass like that?
    

    
    Looks like they got Jason to do the video lol
    
    That's what you look like when you get too many phones up yer ass
17. 2024-01-03 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Putting In my 2 weeks' notice at 5 guys
    
    I start my new job next Tuesday
18. 2024-01-03 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #18
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you should put your 5 weeks notice at 2 guys, neither of them would see it coming
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19. 2024-01-03 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    BUSY LITTLE BEES ARE WE...MOVING FROM JOB TO JOB, PARTNER TO PARTNER, & SEED TO SEED.
20. 2024-01-04 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #20
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i feel like any job that specifies no psychoactives on site probably has a lot of drug abuse going on lol