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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra "model"

    Amateurs

    I've had far more 'exotic' things stuck into orifices and not once was I unable to get it out.

    The one time some chick had to go to the doctor was her own fault for being in a rush.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmfao somebody come get him 😭😂
  3. People never heard of a shoehorn.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People never heard of a shoehorn.

    I use them all the time

    Along with KY jelly
  5. Originally posted by infinityshock













    any CCTV footages ?

    i can imagine someone getting milled alive but it would be nice if theres cctv footages to see if my imagination matches real life senario,

    edit: oh, just saw the link. had to play it in another tab.
  6. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny any CCTV footages ?

    i can imagine someone getting milled alive but it would be nice if theres cctv footages to see if my imagination matches real life senario,

    Loads of these online, check goresee...

    The Chinese seem to have an attraction to violently accidently killing themselves like lemmings :/
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny any CCTV footages ?

    i can imagine someone getting milled alive but it would be nice if theres cctv footages to see if my imagination matches real life senario,

    edit: oh, just saw the link. had to play it in another tab.

    edit: oh
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator Loads of these online, check goresee…

    The Chinese seem to have an attraction to violently accidently killing themselves like lemmings :/

    niggers and indians have a propensity to electrocute themselves

    thats why they shouldnt play with white man magic
  9. Originally posted by Instigator Loads of these online, check goresee…

    The Chinese seem to have an attraction to violently accidently killing themselves like lemmings :/

    i c goresee
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock niggers and indians have a propensity to electrocute themselves

    thats why they shouldnt play with white man magic

    dalits have higher than average deadly train related incidences.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dalits have higher than average deadly train related incidences.

    thats what they get for infringing on white man magic
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
  13. Originally posted by infinityshock

    You'd think someone would have least tried to provide mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'd think someone would have least tried to provide mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

    It only works if the lungs are still attached

    They teach that in cpr class.

    Side note...in one class we frustrated the instructor with 'what ifs' so much he finally said to keep doing it until the professionals show up.
  15. 911: "911... what is the nature of your emergency?"
    Harry: "Yeah.. my friend just went all to pieces.."
    911: "Are they with you now?"
    Harry: "They were... yes, well, kinda.."
    911: "Have you checked for a pulse?"
    Harry: "Not yet."
    911: "Are they able to stand?"
    Harry: "Not at the moment."
  16. The technical term is "injuries not compatible with life."
  17. I was working in a wood shop and one guy had long hair and the foreman kept telling him to tie his hair, but he would always ignore the order. One day, the guy was working on a drill hole and his hair got caught in the drill press he was leaning into and it ripped off an 8"x8" patch of his scalp. Then the removed scalp, still attached to the spindle by the hair, whipped around at high speed spraying blood all over the entire room. Everyone was covered head to toe in blood specks. Somebody finally got in there and switched off the power, once the skull flap was drained.
  18. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Amateurs

    I've had far more 'exotic' things stuck into orifices and not once was I unable to get it out.

    You're the Anti_HTS
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple You're the Anti_HTS

    inherent talent and skill
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