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  1. #41
    Originally posted by mmQ

    I specifically asked you to not do that. Why you do dis?
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I specifically asked you to not do that. Why you do dis?

    I actually have always thought you were Joe. I never found it weird that he wouldve posted on the totse+ forums. You're not Rogan?
  3. #43
    Originally posted by mmQ I actually have always thought you were Joe. I never found it weird that he wouldve posted on the totse+ forums. You're not Rogan?

    More like Joe Rogaine m I rite? Cruz he's bald. He definitely posted on Totse for sure. But unfortunately I'm not him.
  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon More like Joe Rogaine m I rite? Cruz he's bald. He definitely posted on Totse for sure. But unfortunately I'm not him.

    I work with this really greasy fidget spinning, Weird Al loving, habitually late for work, vaping, scraggly haired, can't stoop talking guy, and I also wish it was you
  5. #45
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon More like Joe Rogaine m I rite? Cruz he's bald. He definitely posted on Totse for sure. But unfortunately I'm not him.

    Did Joe Rogan really post on totse? Story time?
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Did Joe Rogan really post on totse? Story time?

  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I met doug stanhope, he gave me a 30 dollar tip
  8. #48
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    and I also met alex jones at a spa
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    like a health spa or in a jacuzzi or something?
  10. #50
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    and I also met bushwick bill
  11. #51
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra like a health spa or in a jacuzzi or something?

    it was the lake austin spa, which is a resort on the lake in austin, it was a health spa, but also a hotel and they had jacuzzis and women that give you massages
  12. #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've been there once, I got to go for free its really expensive, so now I just go to a gentlemans club where they give you a beard trim, a massage and you get to drink brews inside of steam room with other gonts
  13. #53
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it was the lake austin spa, which is a resort on the lake in austin, it was a health spa, but also a hotel and they had jacuzzis and women that give you massages

    hah, I just had a vision of alex jones sitting in a jacuzzi, telling strangers to get in and yelling about fluoride or something
  14. #54
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra hah, I just had a vision of alex jones sitting in a jacuzzi, telling strangers to get in and yelling about fluoride or something

    haha, nah, we were in robes walking to the massage waiting room. I just said hey whats up, im Doug

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-06-07T08:00:36.911329+00:00
  15. #55
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah I like gentlemans clubs, get a good shave, a massage and smoke corn cob pipes in the steam room
  16. #56
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    check out this badass beard trim and haircut I got last summer, it was pimp af fam

  17. #57
    Kuje Tej Houston [disorientate this purple-tinged ornithorhynchidae]
    Low iq hardly sentient
  18. #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole check out this badass beard trim and haircut I got last summer, it was pimp af fam


    hey niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole, you look like a homeless jedi faggot who just got back to his cardboard box after a long night of selling your asshole to the lowest bidders.
  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole But yeah I like gentlemans clubs, get a good shave, a massage and smoke corn cob pipes in the steam room

    hey niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole, i got a meat flavored corn cob pipe you can smoke on anywhere you want.
  20. #60
    Everyone here acts like they're from La La Land

    perfect weather and perfect enviorment plus lack of humbleness = snootyness. You're all such snoots.



    EF U SNOOTSTERS
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