Corrupt a Wish

2017-06-06 at 8:41 PM UTC

#21

bling bling Dark Matter

*+*+ A TERRORIST COME AND STAB EVERYONE AND BOMB U*+*+*+

2017-06-06 at 8:47 PM UTC

#22

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you're high on krokodil and confined to a bamboo cage.

I wish I could be done with work early today.

granted, your boss just fired you

I wish I had a saw to cut my way out of this bamboo cage so I can go get more krokodil, I'm fiending like malice in a dog kennel.

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2017-06-06 at 8:49 PM UTC

#23

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by NARCassist granted, your boss just fired you

I wish I had a saw to cut my way out of this bamboo cage so I can go get more krokodil, I'm fiending like malice in a dog kennel.

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Granted but the bamboo cage is surrounded by a steel cage full of DEMONS.

I wish it wasn't so fucking hot out today.

2017-06-06 at 8:50 PM UTC

#24

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ Granted but the bamboo cage is surrounded by a steel cage full of DEMONS.

I wish it wasn't so fucking hot out today.

well that's just proper fucked me right up that has :(

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2017-06-06 at 9:07 PM UTC

#25

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

Originally posted by mmQ I wish it wasn't so fucking hot out today.

Granted, but it gets exponentially hotter tomorrow and every day for the rest of time.

2017-06-06 at 9:38 PM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Zanick Granted, but it gets exponentially hotter tomorrow and every day for the rest of time.

Nice wish dickbreath.

I wish for a boat. A dank boat.

2017-06-06 at 10:49 PM UTC

#27

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

Originally posted by AltarEgo Nice wish dickbreath.

I wish for a boat. A dank boat.

Sorry, was high.

Granted, but it's really small and you have to live on it.

I wish I could persuade anybody of anything.

2017-06-06 at 11:03 PM UTC

#28

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Zanick Sorry, was high.

Granted, but it's really small and you have to live on it.

I wish I could persuade anybody of anything.

Granted, but every time you use the power you grow a foot taller.

I wish my apartment would clean itself.

2017-06-06 at 11:14 PM UTC

#29

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Granted, but every time you use the power you grow a foot taller.

I wish my apartment would clean itself.

Granted but it accidentally vacuums up Chootie.

I wish I knew how to fly a jet.

2017-06-06 at 11:19 PM UTC

#30

mmQ Lisa Turtle

F7uuuuuuuuuck!!!!

2017-06-06 at 11:21 PM UTC

#31

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Dargo Granted but it accidentally vacuums up Chootie.

I wish I knew how to fly a jet.

Granted but you can never obtain the necessary licenses and permits to have access to a jet.

I wish I was a popular and successful famous comedian.

2017-06-07 at 1:27 AM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you can never obtain the necessary licenses and permits to have access to a jet.

I wish I was a popular and successful famous comedian.

Granted but after years of success it is realized you just ripped off all of Bob sagets standup and end up losing your fame and fortune destined to look back on what was once a successful career and dying in shame.

I wish cops werent fucking assholes.

2017-06-07 at 1:29 AM UTC

#33

bling bling Dark Matter

THE COPS STEAL ALL YOUR RIZLAS

2017-06-07 at 1:34 AM UTC

#34

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but after years of success it is realized you just ripped off all of Bob sagets standup and end up losing your fame and fortune destined to look back on what was once a successful career and dying in shame.

I wish cops werent fucking assholes.

Granted bu-- actually sorry this is an ungrantable wish.

I wish it weren't.

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The Self Taught Man

2017-06-07 at 1:34 AM UTC

#35

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but after years of success it is realized you just ripped off all of Bob sagets standup and end up losing your fame and fortune destined to look back on what was once a successful career and dying in shame.

I wish cops werent fucking assholes.

Granted but now when you need a cop to assist you in you being murdered they will throw pixie dust and glitter on the mugger

I wish my dick was 4 inches bigger

2017-06-07 at 1:35 AM UTC

#36

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but now when you need a cop to assist you in you being murdered they will throw pixie dust and glitter on the mugger

I wish my dick was 4 inches bigger

Granted but it's horizontally at the tip much resembling a hammerhead shark.

I wish you'd give me your dad's email addy.

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Number13

2017-06-07 at 1:38 AM UTC

#37

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Granted but it's horizontally at the tip much resembling a hammerhead shark.

I wish you'd give me your dad's email addy.

Granted but he's not taking emails in his bye-bye box at the present time.

I wish you would give me your moms email addy

2017-06-07 at 1:40 AM UTC

#38

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but he's not taking emails in his bye-bye box at the present time.

I wish you would give me your moms email addy

Liar

2017-06-07 at 1:45 AM UTC

#39

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Liar

mysonsfather@byebyeboxnumber0535intheground.hev

2017-06-07 at 1:48 AM UTC

#40

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Thank you

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