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Happy Winter Solstice Ya Pagan MoFos

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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    except upside down folx DOWN-UNDA
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Australians pray to their native wallaby God as he has a big pouch for sticking things I and he makes a mean shrimp on the barbie.

    From the 26th of December up until new year's all the elders in street meet up to huff gasoline and drink methylated spirits whilst masturbating in the town Square as a way of celebrating the God of Kylie Minogue who is the paton Saint of slack gussets.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    I forgot all about the solstice, thanks for reminding me.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Hail santa or something
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    Originally posted by infinityshock Hail santa or something

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    We should start sacrificing and burying people in bogs again.

    It just feels right, like something that we should be doing.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump We should start sacrificing and burying people in bogs again.

    It just feels right, like something that we should be doing.

    I'd prefer to start a new tradition.

    Something along the lines of...fill their body cavities with c4 then trebuchet them in a ballistic arc...whereupon reaching the apex the c4 detonates for free fireworks and fertilizer
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    Originally posted by infinityshock I'd prefer to start a new tradition.

    Something along the lines of…fill their body cavities with c4 then trebuchet them in a ballistic arc…whereupon reaching the apex the c4 detonates for free fireworks and fertilizer

    lame and boring
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lame and boring

    While they're still alive
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    Originally posted by infinityshock While they're still alive

    eitherway
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny eitherway

    Strapped to a midget
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