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Wow, Greta is beautiful
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2023-12-19 at 3:57 AM UTCI wonder how many womens hands have graced the internal walls of her shitpussy
imagine the smell
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2023-12-19 at 3:59 AM UTCGreta 'Thunderfuck' Thornberg
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2023-12-19 at 4:01 AM UTChttps://www.thetrumpet.com/27288-greta-thunberg-receives-theology-doctorate-from-finnish-university
n a strange twist of irony, an atheist who has never been to college is about to become a doctor of theology. The theology faculty at the University of Helsinki has decided to grant world-renowned Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg an honorary theology degree on June 9, even though the 20-year-old activist does not believe in God and has been on a school strike for much of the past five years.
Dr. Martti Nissinen, a professor of Old Testament studies, knows that Greta is an unorthodox choice for an honorary doctorate but told the Helsingin Sanomat that “by choosing Greta as an honorary doctor, we declare that we want to be as bold and influential as she.”
The University of Helsinki’s decision should not be too surprising. Dr. Nissinen’s research interests mainly involve gender issues such as love poetry, homoeroticism, and masculinity in the ancient Eastern Mediterranean. Clearly, the university’s theology department is not a bastion of Christian conservation. Yet its ironic decision to give Greta a doctorate in theology highlights the vital fact that the climate-change movement is becoming a secular religion.
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2023-12-19 at 4:08 AM UTCi dropped out of a program at U. of Helsinki, I didn't know my soulmate Greta was a fellow alumnix
who wears a recycled vinyl suit and says REDUCE YOURE CARBON and then slaps you in the balls fruys
Greta: HOW MANY TONNES DID YOU EMIT THIS WEEK
SWIM: I DONT KNOW GRETA
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2023-12-19 at 4:33 AM UTC
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2023-12-19 at 4:45 AM UTC"you have really nice legs"
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2023-12-19 at 7:49 AM UTCthose little pubescent legs
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2023-12-19 at 2:07 PM UTClook at those little breasts that make me go emmmmm ...
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2023-12-19 at 2:12 PM UTC
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2023-12-19 at 2:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock It's all fun and games till it comes out of the closet and admits to being born a man and transitioning into a drag-fag with sewn-on tits and a drilled-out cooch.
everyone knows a flight simulator isnt a plane but as long as it serve the stimulation of being on a plane .... -
2023-12-19 at 2:20 PM UTCI wanna transmogrify myself into a small octopus and travel up in that shit.
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2023-12-19 at 3:41 PM UTCgoing to make a stencil of this and spraypaint it all around town for the lulz
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2023-12-19 at 3:43 PM UTCthis shit just makes me laugh but the one thing i cannot differentiate reality from fiction by is like i know people in real life who would see this and think "oh shit thats cool yea im gonna obey her" like totally unironically. i really want to believe its part of some big make believe conspiracy or joke but i dont think thats the case :/
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2023-12-19 at 5:14 PM UTCTHIS IS FOR gRETTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAA!!!
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2024-01-04 at 4:21 AM UTC
