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folks like 3 years ago i bought $10 of mariah carey coin

  1. #1
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    locked it into liquidity on pancakeswap, it never let me withdraw it so its just been stuck in there this whole time. shit was supposed to go to the moon 3 xmas's ago but it hasnt happened so every christmas i am holding my breath for a total fucking moonshot so i can be the next trillionaire off a $10 investment. i know it sounds like total nonsensical hopium but all the crypto influencerz are telling me THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR so even though they lied the last 3 years and essentially are professional liars i DEFINITELY BELIEVE THEM 100% because they said GOD IS ON MY SHITCOIN SIDE and is definitely hearing all of my shitcoin related prayers and he accepts the offering and guarantees a 4mil% ROI so its basically a sure fuckin thing yeaaaaaaaa you already fucking know fam
  2. #2
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    the youtube prophets and tarot card readers are all in agreement i will be a trillionaire by january 1st eating a $10,000 dinner with my enemies at my feet just watching the whole time so its fuckin guaranteed bro YEEEEEEEEEEEET THANK U GOD
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    so this is christmas

    and what have you done
  4. #4
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    what have you done besides a bunch of shit you shouldnt have

    yea ok so that makes two of us but im not the one claiming rights to humans

    cunt
  5. #5
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    thats a good idea for a business though im going to go hijack/steal a bunch of peoples shit then just demand they state what have they ever done for me if they ask for it back, manipulate them into feeling bad and giving me money to get their shit back LOL so ez to make money this way it should be illegal
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i don't support global sanction evaders and money changers that harm global dumbocracy by doing non violent land grabs and expansionism, commie



    communism coins
  7. #7
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    a bold faced shameless lie, not surprising at all

    im going to 3d print a usable syringe then go to the local library and produce a fuckton of copies and go hand them out to the local homeless population to reduce the spread of HIV/hepatitis C
  8. #8
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    and FOR YOUR INFORMATION crypto can not do anything wrong or contribute to anything bad TRUST ME i learned because i studied the shit for 2 years and they have a very solid decentralized system put in place where all of the validators have to validate every transaction that goes on chain. this keeps everyone honest because if a validator validates a dishonest or fraudulent transaction in an attempt to cheat the system, they are punished or "slashed" for their infraction meaning they lose crypto and so it becomes more expensive to act fraudulently than acting honestly.

    and if you believe that shit i have some mariahcarey coin to sell you
  9. #9
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    insert your own cott damn button choosing meme there are far too many possibilities for me to pick one
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it's all commie coins and chink coins



  11. #11
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lol just post a bunch of crypto related bullshit and rely on the fact that people in general arent going to actually look at it or read or absorb or even attempt to understand any of it because if they did theyd realize theres absolutely nothing being said, no point being made, no point to it even existing other than so people can point to it like its the fuckin truth while they repeat in their heads REMAIN STOIC REMAIN STOIC REMAIN STOIC THEYLL HAVE TO BUY IT

    someone should really just nuke this whole fucking place and by place i mean earth
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    LOL
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ACCORDING TO THIS CHART , YOU ARE ALL WRONG!

  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gay
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it's all commie coins and chink coins




    The fuck...

    As soon as I closed the window from that post I went to check my email and there's an advertisement for a citi card...
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]


  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by infinityshock The fuck…

    As soon as I closed the window from that post I went to check my email and there's an advertisement for a citi card…

    i just made 10 cents sweet
  18. #18
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    got that trump/putin bigdickdontgiveafuckifitsdirectlycontradictoryandneitherdomyhoardesoffollowers energy going on

    and you wonder why anyone with any level of intelligence checks the fuck out
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    come back when you make your own coins, kid
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  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    c u m c o i n
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