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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple couldnt you handle one in each hand and one in your butt and one in your mouth like you mom in gang porn?

    It's not like anyone is going to offer him the option. They don't call it rape because he said 'yes'
  2. Originally posted by Third Temple couldnt you handle one in each hand and one in your butt and one in your mouth like you mom in gang porn?

    no. show me how.



    Originally posted by infinityshock Don't worry…I've been working out my hip abductors and I can drive that sausage through a brick wall in one thrust.

    Your orifices don't stand a chance

    Just don't twitch…I wouldn't want you to throw off my aim and wind up making you a whole *cough* new orifice.

    show him how.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no. show me how.





    show him how.

    Not only will I show him...ill let him have my sloppy seconds when I've finished with you.
  4. soumds like your prone to finish prematurely.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny soumds like your prone to finish prematurely.

    Making it to the finish line is the only goal. No one is holding a timer
  6. its ok, i understamd.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its ok, i understamd.

    Don't worry...ill enjoy it
  8. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Don't worry…ill enjoy it

    a sausage fest ?
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple a sausage fest ?

    Your grandmother begging me to give her a prostate exam
  10. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Your grandmother begging me to give her a prostate exam

    umm. women dont have Prostates
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple umm. women dont have Prostates

    exactly
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by jerryb Thanks to all the posters on this thread. Now that I'm pretty much retired I do a lot of the cooking because the wife still works and deciding what to cook is the hardest. You give me some good ideals sometimes.

    lol this guy was an alt all along

    also im having sloppy joes tonight
  13. Third Temple African Astronaut
    oh man I havn't had a sloppy joe in a while (no puns please) with fries and Gigi makes it with turkey but it doesn't soak in the sauce and she wont eat beef.

    there is no restaurants that makes Sloppy Joes. what the actual fuck. they have pulled pork (tee hee) but I hate pork

    NoU
  14. what do they call it when you have a second round of sloppy joe.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what do they call it when you have a second round of sloppy joe.

    floppy wariat
  16. Third Temple African Astronaut
    wet tailgate party?
  17. Originally posted by infinityshock floppy wariat

    sloppy second
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sloppy second

    Juicy booty
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple wet tailgate party?

    Bring the tailgate

    I'll bring the party
  20. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    upload a picture
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