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2 more weeks, kids

  1. 2023-12-12 at 5:16 AM UTC
    #1
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    And Santa is gonna break into your homes and steal your cookies, milk and 65 inch Sony
  2. 2023-12-12 at 5:31 AM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    ΰΌ‰β€§β‚ŠΛšπŸ€πŸ‘β€§β‚ŠΛš β˜οΈβ‹…β™‘πŸŽ… Dear Santa Claws,
    ‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆
    Greetings from the festive and joyous household ofπŸŒ¨οΈπŸ§Šβ˜•οΈβ›„οΈ [Your Last Name]! I hope this letter finds you in high spirits at the North Pole.πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ§£πŸŒ¨οΈ β›Έ β›„ Please don't murder my family with your Santa Claws This year,πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ€οΈ my beloved son Nik has been exceptionally good, spreading cheer and klondyke throughout the year.πŸ’πŸ₯€πŸ·πŸ’ŒπŸ₯€ I'm sure your elves, dwarves and β€οΈβ˜ƒοΈliserdmen have been keeping a watchful eye on him because they are all noncesπŸ₯¨πŸ₯¨ΰ¬ͺκ’° ΛΆβ€’ ༝ β€’ΛΆκ’±ΰ¬“πŸŽ„πŸŽ…β˜•οΈŽβ˜ƒβ‹†κ™³β€’β…*β€’β€’*❆ β‚Šβ‹†
    ✨ πŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈπŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽβœ¨ πŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈπŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽ
    In the spirit of Christmas magic, here's Nik's extravagant wish list for this year:
    πŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸ½β­οΈβ„οΈπŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸ½β­οΈβ„οΈπŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸ½β­οΈβ„οΈβ‹†κ™³β€’β…*β€’β€’*❆ β‚Šβ‹†βœž*ΰ©ˆπŸŽ„βœ©β€§β‚Š
    Kafkas Shitpussy✞*ΰ©ˆπŸŽ„βœ©β€§β‚Šβœž*ΰ©ˆπŸŽ„βœ©β€§β‚ŠπŸš‚πŸš‚
    Haxxors shitpussyπŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈβ›„πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈβ›„πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈβ›„
    a dh'ers shitpussy🦌πŸͺ🦌πŸͺ🦌πŸͺ🦌πŸͺ
    someone secret santaing with me and hoping to receive my shitpussy which is the greatest gift giving to someome who really wants to receive
    πŸš‚πŸš‚πŸš‚β­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺ
    [Your NaπŸš‚me]
    [Your Address]
    ⋆꙳‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› β˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œβ˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦ŒΛšβ‚Šβ‹†β‹†κ™³β€’Μ©Μ©Ν™β…*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› Λšβ‚Šβ‹†β‹†κ™³β€’Μ©Μ©Ν™β…*Μ©Μ©Ν™πŸŽ„β›„πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸ€ΆπŸ¦Œβ„β€§Ν™ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› Λšβ‚Šβ‹†β‹†κ™³β€’Μ©Μ©Ν™β…*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› Λšβ‚Šβ‹†β˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œβ˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œβ˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œ
    πŸŽ„ P.S. Mik and cookies will be waiting for you by the fireplace!, also I leave my bedroom unlocked so feel free to come molest me just do whatever you want I won't wake up, i'm a slut and you can be as rough as you want with me. stick a lump of coal up my ass for being naughty βšͺπ“‚ƒπŸ ΰ£ͺ ִָ֢☾.πŸ‘»πŸ»β€β„οΈΰΌ‰β€§β‚ŠΛš.πŸ¦ŒπŸ¦ŒπŸ¦ŒπŸŽ…πŸ»
  3. 2023-12-12 at 6:34 AM UTC
    #3
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Show me a Goatse one
  4. 2023-12-12 at 7:26 AM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple Show me a Goatse one

    ewww
  5. 2023-12-12 at 9:48 AM UTC
    #5
    Instigator Space Nigga
    2 weeks? That's like a whole month away.
  6. 2023-12-12 at 12:19 PM UTC
    #6
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i'll shoot that motherfucker and bbq his reindeer lmao

    then i'll take all the toys and sell them on ebay
  7. 2023-12-12 at 12:36 PM UTC
    #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Santa was obviously created in a different time period. No way an obese old man sneaking into houses at night to bring presents to children would fly in modern times.

    'Want a puppy, little girl?'
  8. 2023-12-12 at 2:36 PM UTC
    #8
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    the grinch who stole during x mass.
  9. 2023-12-12 at 2:39 PM UTC
    #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the grinch who stole during x mass.

    Not as much fun as the grinch that raped during christmas.

    Imagine being asleep and waking up to that fat fuck balls-deep inside one of your orifices, heartily 'ho ho hoing...'
  10. 2023-12-12 at 2:40 PM UTC
    #10
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock Santa was obviously created in a different time period. No way an obese old man sneaking into houses at night to bring presents to children would fly in modern times.

    'Want a puppy, little girl?'

    and naughty boys get a lump of coal in their socks.

  11. 2023-12-12 at 2:40 PM UTC
    #11
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock Not as much fun as the grinch that raped during christmas.

    Imagine being asleep and waking up to that fat fuck balls-deep inside one of your orifices, heartily 'ho ho hoing…'

    its not rape if its santa
  12. 2023-12-12 at 2:42 PM UTC
    #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and naughty boys get a lump of coal in their socks.


    And you have a lumpy happy sock
  13. 2023-12-12 at 2:52 PM UTC
    #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its not rape if its santa

    Get back in bed and go wait for Santa to come

    Make sure you wipe yourself off after he does
  14. 2023-12-12 at 2:57 PM UTC
    #14
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock Get back in bed and go wait for Santa to come

    Make sure you wipe yourself off after he does

    santa not welcomed here.
  15. 2023-12-12 at 3:37 PM UTC
    #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny santa not welcomed here.

    That's not going to stop him from coming to visit.

    Better make sure the chimney is open otherwise hes comin' in the back door
  16. 2023-12-12 at 4:04 PM UTC
    #16
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock That's not going to stop him from coming to visit.

    Better make sure the chimney is open otherwise hes comin' in the back door

    no chimneys in the tropics.
  17. 2023-12-12 at 4:43 PM UTC
    #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no chimneys in the tropics.

    Lube up that back door...santa claus is comin'...santa claus is comin'...santa claus is comin' to town
  18. 2023-12-13 at 12:33 AM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock Santa was obviously created in a different time period. No way an obese old man sneaking into houses at night to bring presents to children would fly in modern times.

    'Want a puppy, little girl?'
    I want a fishy
  19. 2023-12-13 at 12:35 AM UTC
    #19
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ΰΌ‰β€§β‚ŠΛšπŸ€πŸ‘β€§β‚ŠΛš β˜οΈβ‹…β™‘πŸŽ… Dear Santa Claws,
    ‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ *̩̩͙❆
    Greetings from the festive and joyous household ofπŸŒ¨οΈπŸ§Šβ˜•οΈβ›„οΈ [Your Last Name]! I hope this letter finds you in high spirits at the North Pole.πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ§£πŸŒ¨οΈ β›Έ β›„ Please don't murder my family with your Santa Claws This year,πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ€οΈ my beloved son Nik has been exceptionally good, spreading cheer and klondyke throughout the year.πŸ’πŸ₯€πŸ·πŸ’ŒπŸ₯€ I'm sure your elves, dwarves and β€οΈβ˜ƒοΈliserdmen have been keeping a watchful eye on him because they are all noncesπŸ₯¨πŸ₯¨ΰ¬ͺκ’° ΛΆβ€’ ༝ β€’ΛΆκ’±ΰ¬“πŸŽ„πŸŽ…β˜•οΈŽβ˜ƒβ‹†κ™³β€’β…*β€’β€’*❆ β‚Šβ‹†
    ✨ πŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈπŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽβœ¨ πŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈπŸ«ΆπŸŒ²πŸŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽβ„οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈŽ ❅ β˜ƒοΈŽ
    In the spirit of Christmas magic, here's Nik's extravagant wish list for this year:
    πŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸ½β­οΈβ„οΈπŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸ½β­οΈβ„οΈπŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸ½β­οΈβ„οΈβ‹†κ™³β€’β…*β€’β€’*❆ β‚Šβ‹†βœž*ΰ©ˆπŸŽ„βœ©β€§β‚Š
    Kafkas Shitpussy✞*ΰ©ˆπŸŽ„βœ©β€§β‚Šβœž*ΰ©ˆπŸŽ„βœ©β€§β‚ŠπŸš‚πŸš‚
    Haxxors shitpussyπŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈβ›„πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈβ›„πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈβ›„
    a dh'ers shitpussy🦌πŸͺ🦌πŸͺ🦌πŸͺ🦌πŸͺ
    someone secret santaing with me and hoping to receive my shitpussy which is the greatest gift giving to someome who really wants to receive
    πŸš‚πŸš‚πŸš‚β­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺβ­β„οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸͺ
    [Your NaπŸš‚me]
    [Your Address]
    ⋆꙳‒̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› β˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œβ˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦ŒΛšβ‚Šβ‹†β‹†κ™³β€’Μ©Μ©Ν™β…*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› Λšβ‚Šβ‹†β‹†κ™³β€’Μ©Μ©Ν™β…*Μ©Μ©Ν™πŸŽ„β›„πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸ€ΆπŸ¦Œβ„β€§Ν™ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› Λšβ‚Šβ‹†β‹†κ™³β€’Μ©Μ©Ν™β…*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ Ν™Ν› Λšβ‚Šβ‹†β˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œβ˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œβ˜ƒοΈŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽπŸ¦Œ
    πŸŽ„ P.S. Mik and cookies will be waiting for you by the fireplace!, also I leave my bedroom unlocked so feel free to come molest me just do whatever you want I won't wake up, i'm a slut and you can be as rough as you want with me. stick a lump of coal up my ass for being naughty βšͺπ“‚ƒπŸ ΰ£ͺ ִָ֢☾.πŸ‘»πŸ»β€β„οΈΰΌ‰β€§β‚ŠΛš.πŸ¦ŒπŸ¦ŒπŸ¦ŒπŸŽ…πŸ»

    Ain't you bored with this shit?

    Cross theline guys


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  20. 2023-12-13 at 12:40 AM UTC
    #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Only 3 more days until Kanye and Todd dillersons new album comes out and tips the tide of War for the Palestinians
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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