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I got my DNA tested

  1. #81
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Third Temple Canadian Hapa gonna die fucking with nature and eating it.

    come at me, yank. I got my clandestine home cooked wooden body armor here and my RNA protein from strawberries you will NEVER defeat us!!!

  2. #82
    I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% “That Bitch”
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #83
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ok candy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    Kafka sweaty
    I checked what unassigned means and it's that a gene is so common they can't assign it to one region. The ashkenazi jedis were genetically European but there had to have been a real jedi from Israel and I think that's what that is and it's showing as unassigned because they've infected so many people.
  5. #85
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol @ everyone giving their DNA away. At least I made them get mine the hard way, by catching felonies.
  6. #86
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra ok candy

    Loooooooooooool
  7. #87
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Anyone that wants a free DNA sample...I have them available in any volume desired
  8. #88
    Originally posted by infinityshock Anyone that wants a free DNA sample…I have them available in any volume desired

    dripping from your ass
  9. #89
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dripping from your ass

    Geysering from my sausage
  10. #90
    Originally posted by infinityshock Geysering from my sausage

    liquids flow from high to low
  11. #91
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny liquids flow from high to low

    Happy sauce geysers from by balls
  12. #92
    trickles out of your asshole
  13. #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny trickles out of your asshole

    No one wants to hear about your sexual fantasies or the experiences you've enjoyed with having your asshole used as a cum dumpster
  14. #94
    Originally posted by infinityshock No one wants to hear about your sexual fantasies or the experiences you've enjoyed with having your asshole used as a cum dumpster

    the cum that was deposited into your cum repository trickles out and gaysers between your balls before gaysering off your circumsized head (dome) due to the effects of gravity.
  15. #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the cum that was deposited into your cum repository trickles out and gaysers between your balls before gaysering off your circumsized head (dome) due to the effects of gravity.

    The cum in my balls is such voluminous volume the pressures are on the verge of creating a supernova therefore upon ejaculation the velocity is such that a geyser is created and the ensuing tsunami results in a biblical flood event unless there is a suitable equally voluminous cavern to deposit said tsunami within.

    Bring yer purty little pooper on over here and make like a bank so I can make a deposit...
  16. #96
    no foreign depositors allowed
  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no foreign depositors allowed

    No one said you get a choice in the matter
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