Aliens are going to kill you and resurrect you over and over again

1. 2023-11-08 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   knew.
2. 2023-11-08 at 4 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny knew.

   
   Got hit by a car trying to grab a half-eaten chocolate bar on the freeway.
3. 2023-11-08 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   the way adam knew eve.
4. 2023-11-09 at 5:27 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the way adam knew eve.

   
   In the biblical sense?
5. 2023-11-10 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   in classical senses
6. 2023-11-10 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #26
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Bro duh
   
   Saturn moon matrix
   
   Icke has been saying this since 91
7. 2023-11-11 at 7:10 AM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut
   You said you have no blinds. I told you to buy them and as you're dozing off.. stare at the bottom left or right of the window with the shades pointing up. especially on a full moon. they'll come for you aldra.
   
   yeah tl:dr but this was where I chime in
8. 2023-12-11 at 4:56 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   The next things to come along are that the rest of the middle east falls apart, not just what we're already seeing but jordan, lebanon, saudi arabia, iran, pretty much everything except israel

   
   
9. 2023-12-11 at 5:10 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   samsung option is actually a catchy name.
   
   im going to buy a samsung option.
10. 2023-12-11 at 5:14 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny samsung option is actually a catchy name.
    
    im going to buy a samsung option.

    
    I like it because Samsung batteries have a habit of exploding
11. 2023-12-11 at 5:17 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    not more than iphones or sony.
    
    batteries blow up, thats what they do.
    
    i keep all my lithium batteries and powerbank in a large gallon jar.
12. 2023-12-11 at 5:52 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I like it because Samsung batteries have a habit of exploding

    
    Especially in a colosseum full of Philistines.
13. 2023-12-11 at 12:53 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny samsung option is actually a catchy name.
    
    im going to buy a samsung option.

    
    Sampson
14. 2023-12-11 at 12:54 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not more than iphones or sony.
    
    batteries blow up, thats what they do.
    
    i keep all my lithium batteries and powerbank in a large gallon jar.

    
    ...under your pillow to keep your head warm at night
15. 2023-12-11 at 6:19 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra Aliens are going to kill you and resurrect you over and over again

    
    It's quite interesting you bring that up, because in the Book of Revelations, Chapter 9, verse 6, in referring to the End Times and the Great Tribulation, it specifically indicates you won't be able to stay dead. It would appear they can just keep bringing you back. I would guess the technology they have in hand right now allows them to bring you back at any time, dead or not. Advanced time travel technology provided to them by the rebel aliens. You can't escape them, because all they have to do is scoop you from when you were alive and instantly transport you to the present. "Oh! You thought you could escape us by killing yourself! HELLOO!!"
    
    "In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, but death will escape them." - Revelations 9:6
16. 2023-12-11 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
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17. 2023-12-11 at 11:51 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Obbe I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

    
    haven't read it, keep getting it mixed up with neuromancer for some reason
18. 2023-12-11 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

    
    go to space and do it
19. 2023-12-11 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    this is the edge. it isn't the end of the world, but we can see it from here

    
    is that from Space Ghost or Heavy Metal cartoon?
20. 2023-12-11 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Third Temple go to space and do it

    
    Nobody hears your screams in space.