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  1. #41
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Why did you do it?

    felt gud

    got carried away
  2. #42
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Barson Man are you still on that shit shit?

    He's only gotten worse/also hts has buttseks with him with a dong and her/his balls chopped off
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai felt gud

    got carried away

    Pain is its own reward
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  4. #44
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra malice is dead
    sploo is dead
    nil is almost certainly dead
    hydromorphone is almost certainly dead, if not a quadruple amputee by now

    Hydro died there was a thread
  5. #45
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock Pain is its own reward

    I wanna be clear that while I thanked this I am still not a masochist. I'm a big mean sadist.
  6. #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I wanna be clear that while I thanked this I am still not a masochist. I'm a big mean sadist.

    You can pretend all you want. It's flagrantly obvious that isn't true.
  7. #47
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai felt gud

    got carried away

    Irregular objects can kill, air can get inside and kill you.
  8. #48
    Kafka sweaty
    It does seem strange that anal feels good for men but not women. Men can have orgasms that way but women can't.
  9. #49
    Kafka sweaty
    One of my wands comes with a warning not to use it on your calf muscles and I don't know why that is and am scared to try it. I read somewhere that being stimulated there is meant to feel good for someone whilst getting anal. Have you tried this?
  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Irregular objects can kill, air can get inside and kill you.

    That's such an adorable urban legend...

    Mythology is fun
  11. #51
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka It does seem strange that anal feels good for men but not women. Men can have orgasms that way but women can't.

    Depends on the woman
  12. #52
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by infinityshock Depends on the woman

    No it doesn't. If they say they like it they're lying or they get off on the idea of it but they're not the same as men, it doesn't feel good for them.
  13. #53
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Irregular objects can kill, air can get inside and kill you.

    Very dangerous that. Can you imagine how what the world would be like if farting weren't just a lie made up by Big Beano to sell anti-farting pills? Horrid.

    It was definitely dangerous for rectum perforating reasons, but I was 15, didn't know any better, and didn't even know being trans was a thing yet (let alone that that's what was wrong with my dumb ass). It feels wrong to even describe me as being "closeted" during that period. Mainly because the "closet" terminology has the greasy stink of gay sex all over it and I hate that smell, but also because I did not - at all - understand who I was back then and to be closeted I feel like you'd have to actually know a bit about yourself.
  14. #54
    Kafka sweaty
    "While some men do not enjoy the sensation of prostate orgasm, others prefer it. In general, prostate orgasms are thought to be more intense than penile orgasms. For one thing, penile orgasms are associated with 4-8 pelvic contractions, while prostatic massage orgasms are associated with 12."
  15. #55
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai Very dangerous that. Can you imagine how what the world would be like if farting weren't just a lie made up by Big Beano to sell anti-farting pills? Horrid.

    It was definitely dangerous for rectum perforating reasons, but I was 15, didn't know any better, and didn't even know being trans was a thing yet (let alone that that's what was wrong with my dumb ass). It feels wrong to even describe me as being "closeted" during that period. Mainly because the "closet" terminology has the greasy stink of gay sex all over it and I hate that smell, but also because I did not - at all - understand who I was back then and to be closeted I feel like you'd have to actually know a bit about yourself.

    You weren't anyone back then. Your identity has to be invented.
  16. #56
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Man, back then I was little more than an animal pursuing what came naturally to me - the pursuit of novel pleasurable experiences was the entirety of my being. I've gotten too old and lost some of that spark. I really need to do more drugs and have more weird sex.
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  17. #57
    Kafka sweaty
    If anal stimulation feels good for straight men why isn't that normalised?
  18. #58
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka You weren't anyone back then. Your identity has to be invented.

    This might be right, but if it is I've always eschewed the process of inventing it (which I suppose could be interpreted as the process for inventing the terrible one I have now). I've always just kind of... done stuff. No subcultures, no styles, no cliques, no community outside this one. Reification of the self is something I only ever engage in sparingly. I dunno.
  19. #59
    Kafka sweaty
    This reminds me of the doom general where some tries to fuck rose mcgowan with a Jesus figurine on the american flag. Maybe you could try that for weird
  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka No it doesn't. If they say they like it they're lying or they get off on the idea of it but they're not the same as men, it doesn't feel good for them.

    You're mistaken. The chick I'm with has been doing it since she was 10
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