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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Fuck doctors.
    That's what I got charged and that's the medical advice I got.
    I can hear again but now I can't afford to.
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  2. #2
    Lol what did they do?
  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Lol what did they do?

    Prostate exam.

    And they're still doing it with both hands on his shoulders
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by infinityshock Prostate exam.

    And they're still doing it with both hands on his shoulders

    That's an ancient Greek method of prostate examination
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol going to the doctor, iamgine

    it's free in this country o mien and I never go , even if I got shot honestly I would just heat up a butter knife red hot and sew up the wound myself, fish the bullet out and cauterize it myself and keep it sterile.

    I got 30 stitches once from cutting myself up with a boxcutter and I was supposed to go to get them removed but I just pulled them out myself
    after that I was determined to never go a hospital ever again and never do any dumb shit like hurt myself ever again because hospitals fucking suck, I don't want to fix my own wounds. This aversion to hospitals is one of the things that kept me alive all this years

    I knew a person that tried to kill themselves with a train and ended up being seriously wounded and crippled for life instead. I really would hate something like that to happento me if I didnt kill myself right

    fuck hospitals, fuck free healthcare, just be healthy and don't die, people rely too much on the healthcare system and big pharma and have zero motivation to make their own drugs which is why the system is perpetuated and shit and will be forever

    Why the fuck do I have to go to a therapist and doctor and all this gay shit to get bipolar meds, I'll just make them myself or smoke more weed, fuck society and healthcare . I'm not the one with a problem THEY ARE

  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs That's an ancient Greek method of prostate examination

    Well that's disappointing. I thought I invented it
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol going to the doctor, iamgine

    it's free in this country …

    You get what you pay for
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't pay taxes but from what I hear and experience the healthcare is generally shit quality, bad service.

    Imagine if you could just... pay money for good service and high quality care WOW nope not in a socialist healthcare country what are you retarded?? GET IN LINE

    idk, i don't see why both systems can't exist like have a retard healthcare for all the immigrants and oldjes and then have another one for the white people that don't want to stand in a line and actually want decent healthcare. I don't see why both can't exist and why it has to be one or the other.
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Me neither man.
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat Me neither man.

    get a job, ya bum
  11. #11
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    thats an old joke, finny both hands .. kek


    anyways buy a fucking ear twist thing they have. pulls the wax out, then flush with warm saline
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple thats an old joke, finny both hands .. kek


    anyways buy a fucking ear twist thing they have. pulls the wax out, then flush with warm saline

    it only improves with age
  13. #13
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock it only improves with age

    because the hair displaced from the scalp to the nostrils prevents it from getting in there? I bet its good with preventing earwigs too from laying eggs

  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple because the hair displaced from the scalp to the nostrils prevents it from getting in there? I bet its good with preventing earwigs too from laying eggs


    Your poor hygiene habits don't transfer to other people
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