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  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Own what and deny what?
  2. #22
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Fun Welch Fact #1:

    Why is making out called "Spooning"

    Answer:

    Another "spoon" is a verb referring to love-making or necking. That use of "spoon" may stem from a Welsh custom in which an engaged man presented his fiancé with an elaborately carved wooden spoon.
  3. #23
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    she died in a car accident on the way over I WAS SO CLOSE FUYS I WAS SO FUCKING ACTUAL CLOSE FUCKING FUCK FCK SHIT THIS 16 YEAR OLD WANTED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND SHE FUCKING DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT 10 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT FUYS MY FUCKING LUCK FUCK MY LIFE, SHE SAID YES THOUGH SO CAN I JUST BE ALONE WITH HER BODY FOR AN HOUR PLEASE SHE SAID YES SHE WAS COMING OVER TO FUCK SO I STILL HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO
  4. #24
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    She didn’t want to take it in the ass but claims rimming is not out of the question in the future.
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat She didn’t want to take it in the ass but claims rimming is not out of the question in the future.

    she would rather lick your dirty unwashed ass than have a penis in her butt

    I don't see how either would be preferable over the other but okay
  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    She school as fuck because she’s more worried about herself being arrested or caught by cops than a dude or than thinking only a dude is at risk so I’m thinking I could procure a 13 yr old or she could give me tips where to find such a broad.
  7. #27
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood she would rather lick your dirty unwashed ass than have a penis in her butt

    I don't see how either would be preferable over the other but okay

    She claims anal she’d have to get ready for and had bad experiences and that it could hurt chicks in naginał sex later when they’re new to it or some shit.
  8. #28
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat She didn’t want to take it in the ass but claims rimming is not out of the question in the future.

    Do you have a Job, Wariat? or is mommy still funding you? don't you work. do you live alone? show photos of your home. I wanna see how your digs are
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Own it, or shamefully deny it. I guessed you'd pick the latter and I was right. No surprise. I'm gonna go back to ignoring and not reading your posts now. Your dumbass will still reply. Bye forever.

    I'll give you a rupee for your pink slit...I mean pink slip...so I can own you
  10. #30
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll give you a rupee for your pink slit…I mean pink slip…so I can own you

    you say rupee a lot. u indian?
  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    O showed pics of my pad when I shows they dude who used to get me high and fuck bitches all the time who has my hat on remember?
  12. #32
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat O showed pics of my pad when I shows they dude who used to get me high and fuck bitches all the time who has my hat on remember?

    WHAT??
  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat She school as fuck because she’s more worried about herself being arrested or caught by cops than a dude or than thinking only a dude is at risk so I’m thinking I could procure a 13 yr old or she could give me tips where to find such a broad.

    SHE'S HERE!!!
    KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

    Quick! do ALL your amphetamines before she arrives
  14. #34
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood SHE'S HERE!!!
    KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

    Quick! do ALL your amphetamines before she arrives

    Fuck I hope she's Interpol Bait.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple you say rupee a lot. u indian?

    No
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat O showed pics of my pad when I shows they dude who used to get me high and fuck bitches all the time who has my hat on remember?

    Fake news

    But not the part where he roofied you and fucked you like a bitch
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #37
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock No

    I think you're just ashamed of being half indian
  18. #38
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood she died in a car accident on the way over I WAS SO CLOSE FUYS I WAS SO FUCKING ACTUAL CLOSE FUCKING FUCK FCK SHIT THIS 16 YEAR OLD WANTED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND SHE FUCKING DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT 10 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT FUYS MY FUCKING LUCK FUCK MY LIFE, SHE SAID YES THOUGH SO CAN I JUST BE ALONE WITH HER BODY FOR AN HOUR PLEASE SHE SAID YES SHE WAS COMING OVER TO FUCK SO I STILL HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO

    RIP.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple I think you're just ashamed of being half indian

    Still no
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple Fun Welch Fact #1:

    Why is making out called "Spooning"

    Answer:

    It's called spooning because the shape of the two bodies interconnected is the same way two spoons hook together
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