Will I get off the sofa today comrades?

1. 2023-12-06 at 12:01 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Who knows?
2. 2023-12-06 at 12:11 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   if you do you are coward
3. 2023-12-06 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   
   image uploader
4. 2023-12-06 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   chop up your sofa with a machete then go sell the resulting pile of trash to some homeless methhead to use as firewood for a half g and 3 hits off the pizzo
   
   problem fucking solved thats why they pay me to be ur lifecoach
5. 2023-12-06 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   thats why im the sofa king
6. 2023-12-06 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Instigator Who knows?

   
   More importantly...CAN you get off the sofa
7. 2023-12-06 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   lets see who can go the longest without getting up
   
   im on 12 hours now
8. 2023-12-06 at 9 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I am couch and potato.
9. 2023-12-06 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lets see who can go the longest without getting up
   
   im on 12 hours now

   
   i lost
   
   ive been erect all day
10. 2023-12-06 at 9:19 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator I am couch and potato.

    
    but can you count to potato