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Poll: Would you have sex with Danny Devito?

Would you have sex with Danny Devito?

  1. #1
    frala Avant garde shartist
  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    No, I’m not a faggot like you
  3. #3
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Quit marking my post as off topic you grotsky little bitch.
  4. #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I just nailed a slammin slap shot, just call me Wayne Grotsky
  5. #5
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Listen Linda you voted no but I know the truth

  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if he oiled up I don't think you could ever catch him
  7. #7
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Aldra I appreciate the response but Imma need you to vote
  8. #8
    frala Avant garde shartist
    HOWEVER based on your response I’m going to assume you wouldn’t because he’s too slippery
  9. #9
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala
    While he's peeing on my sandwich?

    No!
  10. #10
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny No, I’m not a faggot like you

    But u took her strap-on in the butthole
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    he has a magnum dong and if i got sad afterward because i'm a troon he could offer me an egg in place of the eggs i lack
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Lanny No, I’m not a faggot like you

    wow
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong


    "Can I fertilize your egg in this trying time?"

    Unstoppable goblin rizz.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    He looks like he might have a loose butthole. But he also has the look of a man with a uniquely shaped penis, so its kind of a toss up.
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny No, I’m not a faggot like you

    Not according to the deluge of dirty dicks donated into the depths of your dooper
  16. #16
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Being a necrophilia I would like to see Bob hoskins
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked He looks like he might have a loose butthole. But he also has the look of a man with a uniquely shaped penis, so its kind of a toss up.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    He doesn't look hygienic enough and I'd be scared of having a midget baby so no, but in my eyes he's a real man being pro-choice.
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai Unstoppable goblin rizz.

    lol

    you're too old to be saying 'rizz' though
  20. #20
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Third Temple While he's peeing on my sandwich?

    No!

    How unadventurous
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