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Foldable Phones and Being Gay: A Scientific Connection?

  1. #1
    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    If you fold a phone into your pocket, that basically means you're open to folding a dick into your ass?
  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    nah fags like sparkly new stuff and flip phones are old and gay (but not like... gay gay)
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    peer review status: approved
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    queer review status : fagged
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://kirschsubstack.com/p/data-from-us-medicare-and-the-new

    Record level vaccination-date/death data obtained from a whistleblower in the New Zealand Ministry of Health was analyzed using a standard time-series cohort analysis. The results remained consistent even after varying all four of the key independent variables (observation time window, days after shot, age, and dose number). The only way that can happen is if the COVID vaccines significantly increased mortality for those aged 60 and older, the very population that the vaccine was supposed to help. All five Bradford Hill causality criteria are satisfied. From this data, we can accurately estimate that overall, the mRNA vaccines led to the premature death of more than 1 person per 1,000 doses on average over all doses.

    This estimate is supported by COVID death data from Medicare obtained from another whistleblower. The data from Medicare was stunning: the number of people who died rose monotonically for those who got shot in 2021 or 2022. My whistleblower inside HHS had never seen anything like that before. It was a perfectly straight line sloping upwards for 365 days since the dose was given. A safe vaccine would see a decline in deaths by 4% to 5% after 1 year from the shot. The COVID vaccines had a 26% mortality increase, a net difference of 30%. This makes the COVID vaccine a competitor to heart disease as the leading cause of death among the elderly (which kills 20% of people per year).
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I love my z5 galaxy fold
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    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I love my z5 galaxy fold

    Like a gay kind of love?
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  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny queer review status : fagged

    Smear Der juden status: gassed
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra https://kirschsubstack.com/p/data-from-us-medicare-and-the-new

    This isn't new or news. Since mid 2020 it's obvious they were censoring the mass examples of myocarditis and other neurodegenerative diseases (guillain barre, etc) caused as a direct result and affect of being a victim of the not-vaccine.

    They literally changed the definition of a vaccine to accommodate this mass experiment.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock This isn't new or news. Since mid 2020 it's obvious they were censoring the mass examples of myocarditis and other neurodegenerative diseases (guillain barre, etc) caused as a direct result and affect of being a victim of the not-vaccine.

    They literally changed the definition of a vaccine to accommodate this mass experiment.

    afaik data this specific has never been released before
  11. #11
    They used the entire world's population as literal human guinea pigs for a never-before used, completely untested, completely dangerous technology, and it was all planned for decades. Deliberate. Intentional. Actual genocide, in full living color. Premeditated mass murder, on a scale never before seen in human history.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra afaik data this specific has never been released before

    No...they've censored it and any medical practitioner who brought it up was censured and brought before the medical board for heresy

    The chinee even killed one of theirs who came forward
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They used the entire world's population as literal human guinea pigs for a never-before used, completely untested, completely dangerous technology, and it was all planned for decades. Deliberate. Intentional. Actual genocide, in full living color. Premeditated mass murder, on a scale never before seen in human history.

    When a corporation forces the government to create laws prohibiting lawsuits for a known defective product...that tells everything that needs to be known. Considering everyone knew that and still took the toxin I have zero sympathy.
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  14. #14
    Same here. Not an ounce of sympathy for these determined fools.
  15. #15
    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    So anyway, foldable phones are pretty gay huh guys?
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    I've never owned or used a cell phone. The only reason it's there is to track your every movement, every word, and every thought.
  17. #17
    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've never owned or used a cell phone. The only reason it's there is to track your every movement, every word, and every thought.

    That's what you think, you have a cell phone on your person at this moment in fact but you don't know it, which is worse
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    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens That's what you think, you have a cell phone on your person at this moment in fact but you don't know it, which is worse

    But I do know it. Every person's DNA is unique and has a unique frequency, which can be identified and communicate and be communicated with.
  20. #20
    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    In fact you have a phone up your ass that I shoved in there last time I was over at your house raping your ass
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