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Buttmaster, the Master of Butt

  1. #1
    Loing African Astronaut
    What if he took your butt away?
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  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey! Give me my butt back! It's mine.
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  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what if he splits it in half
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Still mine
  5. #5
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra what if he splits it in half

    Understandable, just leveraging the natural crack, it's designed that way like a fortune cookie or dual popsicle stick
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Jazakallah Khay
  7. #7
    Coincidentally I saw a Ford Edgar this morning with a Florida license plate that said ASS WORSHIP. Honestly I was ataken back

    It's always the Floriders and Arizonums that are sick in the head like that heard
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Coincidentally I saw a Ford Edgar this morning with a Florida license plate that said ASS WORSHIP. Honestly I was ataken back

    It's always the Floriders and Arizonums that are sick in the head like that heard

    There was a dude in FL that had a plate that read NI6 6ER
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  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Buttmaster, why is your butt so loing?
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Thread fails to deliver

    Not a single butt being mastered
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Jacker of all butts, master of none
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  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO IT JUAT GEY ME DRUBK FIRST *blushes*
  13. #13
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Buttmaster, why is your butt so loing?

    That's the sound it makes if you were to smack the Buttmaster's butt, like "Loing!"
  14. #14
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Jacker of all butts, master of none

    There's a vast difference in experience and skill between petty buttjacking and true buttmastery
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  15. #15
    Loing African Astronaut
    TAKE MY BUTT A-WAYYYYY

  16. #16
    Loing African Astronaut
    Buttnapping? Very different than butt-nappying.
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Snail

    Q

    Last name Ersworth. First name Butt.
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  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Loing TAKE MY BUTT A-WAYYYYY


    they played that stupid ass movie literally every night on the carrier i was on
  19. #19
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock they played that stupid ass movie literally every night on the carrier i was on

    you were watching the movie PLAAAYYYYING, PLAYING WITH THEEEE BOOOOOOOYS!
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