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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    On a lil break ❤️
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Fucking a nigger

    pics or it didnt happen
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    waiting to see if the rapture is really happening in a few hours.....REDEEM ME HARDER DADDY
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't throw HTS out with the bath water.

    she thinks I smell manly
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    CRV 5 CENT REDEMPTION VALUE IN CALIFORNIA ***ONLY***
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

    i saw evidence bro it happened lol
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i saw evidence bro it happened lol

    pics or it didnt happen
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan HTS is the transgender jedi lady.

    u wanna fuck???



    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Letseehershitpussy

    I can describe it

    Her fleshy pink hole is quite suple and tender looking with little strands of meat cascading off of it maybe a few mm in size and the entire thing is quite elastic and her nice big ass and thighs allow you to torque the hole by simply slapping around that area. It's almost completely hairless I don;t know if on purpose or what I prefer a girl with a bit of an ass bush but no matter how much I force her to not shave there seems to be a hair barrier around the rim of her hole like a crater where nothing grows. Once you get past that scenic view its all stretchy guts , on a good day you can basically jam anything you want up inside there and it's nice and warm and feels like if you stuyck your hand at the bottom of a pile of meat there is tension but its loose enough that you can just keep slowly working your way in
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood u wanna fuck???





    I can describe it

    Her fleshy pink hole is quite suple and tender looking with little strands of meat cascading off of it maybe a few mm in size and the entire thing is quite elastic and her nice big ass and thighs allow you to torque the hole by simply slapping around that area. It's almost completely hairless I don;t know if on purpose or what I prefer a girl with a bit of an ass bush but no matter how much I force her to not shave there seems to be a hair barrier around the rim of her hole like a crater where nothing grows. Once you get past that scenic view its all stretchy guts , on a good day you can basically jam anything you want up inside there and it's nice and warm and feels like if you stuyck your hand at the bottom of a pile of meat there is tension but its loose enough that you can just keep slowly working your way in

    but will a magic marker fit...
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I can get about 4 fingers all the way and stretch everything around it so it's nice and cozy but that final curl of the thumb up to the wrist I have never been able to maneuver there is just too much resistance once it gets to that point

    ive tried a few angles but I tell the person you can't "suck in" while im trying to do that you basically have to let your bowels out and idk push out instead? people seem to be hesitant to do that but if your insides are empty all you will do is give more room for my hand to jam up inside there

    otherwise i'm gonna end up jamming to hard next thing I know I will be piercing the internal walls and tickeling their abdomen lethally and then I gotta explain a dead body to police all because they can't relax they ass

    maybe injecting cocaine in their butt would help
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I can get about 4 fingers all the way and stretch everything around it so it's nice and cozy but that final curl of the thumb up to the wrist I have never been able to maneuver there is just too much resistance once it gets to that point

    ive tried a few angles but I tell the person you can't "suck in" while im trying to do that you basically have to let your bowels out and idk push out instead? people seem to be hesitant to do that but if your insides are empty all you will do is give more room for my hand to jam up inside there

    otherwise i'm gonna end up jamming to hard next thing I know I will be piercing the internal walls and tickeling their abdomen lethally and then I gotta explain a dead body to police all because they can't relax they ass

    maybe injecting cocaine in their butt would help

    youre not training your pet well enough.

    ive only known two chicks that could to-the-wrist fist in the ass. the first one took about 7 years of training and quite a bit of alcohol the second took a few shots...but shes a natural masochist and is into being 'punished' with pain.

    you need training yourself if youre worried about ripping anything. its a matter of knowing the fist-ee and what their physical tolerances are and some basic anatomy to know what and where things are and should stay
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fuck i never wanted to read that much about trannys getting fucked with highlighters what the FUCK man
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian fuck i never wanted to read that much about trannys getting fucked with highlighters what the FUCK man

    the fuck are you on about. ive never fucked a tranny with a highlighter. thats a pussy.

  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock the fuck are you on about. ive never fucked a tranny with a highlighter. thats a pussy.


    lol what is that, a stab wound?

    nice try

    ur a lil off tho lmao
  16. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Who is HTS.

    The Totse member known as HTS-n00b, who stars in this comic by ENTER...

  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mfw i steal totsesans gay jnigger faggot history

  18. I wouldn't show them shit. If they put a hand on me or my stuff, they'd get knocked out.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian lol what is that, a stab wound?

    nice try

    ur a lil off tho lmao

    you must be of the generation that cant tell the difference between the two sexes.

    well, little feller, that right there is a vagina.

    boys have penises. girls have vaginas.

    'little' is the understatement of the millennium. ive stuffed things in places that'd make the marquise de sade curl into the fetal position, sucking his thumb, and crying for his mammy
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I wouldn't show them shit. If they put a hand on me or my stuff, they'd get knocked out.

    a sams door-checker threatened to revoke my membership if i didnt stop and wait in the 10-person long line to let them check my receipt

    i didnt stop

    they didnt revoke my membership
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