Using cat as a napkin

1. 2023-11-29 at 7:08 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Y'all ever do this
   
   I had sauce all over me so I just wiped it on the cat as she strolled by I figure they clean themselves don't they
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2. 2023-11-29 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #2
   Kafka sweaty
   Akira licks my hand then I think expects me to clean her with it, the spots she can't reach easy.
3. 2023-11-29 at 7:19 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I like when kittens are just chilling going mew mew and the mom comes by , holds them down and just licks them all over for a minute and runs away
   
   The kitten looks so scared and freaked out crying out and they are all wet with their hair messed up cuz they been licked
   
   It's kinda cruel but it's so fucking cute your heart just melts watching stuff like that
4. 2023-11-29 at 7:20 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   cat do not like
5. 2023-11-29 at 7:24 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by aldra cat do not like

   
   Idk they seem pretty indifferent to that stuff like have you ever seen a cat roll around in the dirt sometimes they be like dat
6. 2023-11-29 at 12:34 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I've got a favourite lighter.
7. 2023-11-29 at 2:47 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   Probably make a good post-masturbation clean up tool. All that fur...all that absorbency...
   
   Just don't use a female cat. Wouldn't want any unintentional pregnancy
8. 2023-12-24 at 9:07 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   The ancient Aryans knew of this property and literary calcified this animal as Felineus Serviettus.
   
   Many ancient Greek women would keep a cat at the sink and they would enslave men to eat they're pussyes. Mind you , usury was not allowed but usurping was a well-regulated practice in these days.
   
   It was the best of times, it was the worst of times