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getting a TV/netflix to get laid is the biggest self cuck move you could make

  1. #1
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    it's basically like admitting to whatever girl you convinced to come to your place that "yea i'm hella boring and just used all my mental effort for the day and exhausted any game i had just trying to get you to come over and so to compensate for that and give myself the highest chance of getting laid so i can brag 2 my friends after im just going to pay to let some douche from the office or whatever to entertain you for me while i simp out in my head but pretend really hard like im not outwardly because thats what some book or some other fool told me i had to do to get laid and thus get respect from other people i really dont give a shit about but what else is there even to do in life?"

    what a horrible ritual. fuck getting a tv. "OH BUT HOW R U GONNA FUCK A SET OF TITS AND ASS IF U DONT HAVE TV??? THEN BARELY ANY GURLS WONT WANNA COME BONE U"

    fucking good. enhancement out the trash early and easily with this one simple trick. just dont absolutely cuck yourself and devote yourself to eternal simpitude by literally shaping your entire life and bringing a bunch of bullshit you dont even like into it just to get laid. NONE OF YOU EVEN FUCKING LIKE EACH OTHER ANYWAYS. probably very few of you anyways from what i can tell.

    while ur out worrying about manipulating some bitch you cant even stand literary just so you can go to other people after and be like TEEHEE THATS WHY ONLY DA BIGBOIS GET LAID BROTHER im doing what the fuck i want to with all this free time and mental energy im not using on useless bullshit. plus youll probably just get an STD or unwanted pregnancy that you then have to take care of or deal with one way or the other.

    theres this idea that the human mind builds functional models based on how it interacts with reality and that those models only develop enough complexity and accuracy to sufficiently explain whatever your daily life needs to explain. so like wrt physics, most people understand things like velocity or acceleration to a perfectly fine degree to get through their day, to drive a car around and avoid getting in a crash, so they think they understand those concepts til they take a calculus based mechanics course and then you realize they are actually a lot more complicated than you thought and you see examples of weird shit that happens in different scenarios and you think its amgic or a trick or something because its so foreign to your current models of how shit works, but in reality its not a trick or magic or misrepresentation, its the way its always worked, you just never needed to account for that scenario so your intuitively developed model of mechanics totally excluded it.

    this is a scientific example but this concept is similar for everyones thinking in all aspects of life. you wont understand me and you dont need to if you dont want to. you can think of it as a defect, thats fine by me. just dont expect me to agree or to change to fit the models you think i should just because you cannot understand something you have never had the prerequisite experiences to be able to.
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    theres nothing inherently wrong with owning a TV but if you need it as a necessary prerequisite to forming any sort of relationship then those relationships are totally counterfeit. if your family leaves u if you get rid of the tv they were never family in the first place. i mean ffs can people just like go for a walk in the park with someone since its scenic, healthy, chill and enjoyable and actually conducive to real conversation and getting to know someone better rather than just putting on some nonsense hour long commercial, numbing your minds out so you dont have to think about what youre actually doing with your time/life because if you did you'd feel bad about it due to obvious reasons. fuck. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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    real men get cartoon network
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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men get cartoon network

    Pay for it, fag.

    they took that shit from us. removed it from the cable lineup.
    Fuck COMCAST
  5. #5
    Loing African Astronaut
    I have an 85 inch TV that is amazing and better than theatre quality and an amazing 7.2 surround sound system because I like it and I can watch Jason And The Argonauts on it and it rules.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Loing I have an 85 inch TV that is amazing and better than theatre quality and an amazing 7.2 surround sound system because I like it and I can watch Jason And The Argonauts on it and it rules.

    I remember that movie really clearly because I had to watch it for school and halfway through my parents had a massive fight and were throwing dinner plates around
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    Abraxo Cleaner Yung Blood
    Wow that's the gayest fucking thing I ever heard in my life yes let's all live in a stone tent and if those whores can't love the gruff real then to the birds with them

    Let's all just be stoic and die alone
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    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Loing I have an 85 inch TV that is amazing and better than theatre quality and an amazing 7.2 surround sound system because I like it and I can watch Jason And The Argonauts on it and it rules.

    the original 1980 version or the remake?
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    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Loing I have an 85 inch TV that is amazing and better than theatre quality and an amazing 7.2 surround sound system because I like it and I can watch Jason And The Argonauts on it and it rules.

    what brand is your 85? TCL?
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    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    and 2 years ago I would have laughed at TCL but they're in the top 3 brands now according to Consumers guide.

    Sony is losing it's place as did Samsung tv. and Vizeo of all brands is second tier. i think LG Oled was top choice

    vizeo was the shit brand like 20 years ago. My first LED flat screen was one and it sucked so fucking much. burned in image.
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    Abraxo Cleaner Yung Blood
    Nah Im jk just rape and gape fam
  12. #12
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    85 inch flat screen is like one of the largest consumer level tv.

    says 98inch for consumer.

    the restaurant up the street has a billboard size screen showing movies. the entire wall. I can only guess maybe 400 inches? almost a theater which the smallest theater screens I think are 600inch and average is 800inch. or 45 feet wide to 60 feet wide

    Largest consumer 4k. but at 4k this large its not going to show very well. needs to be 6-8k
  13. #13
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Sticking to theme out of bordom


    QLED is what we have as is this 98 inch. but ours is a Sony Bravia not this panasonic and is only 60inch

    OLED are still expensive. OLED thats like 300 inches (Prosumer home theater) would be like 50-60k if not more.

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    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Niggles the original 1980 version or the remake?

    Original
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    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Niggles what brand is your 85? TCL?

    LG
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    Op : aye bbgurl u wanna make shadow puppets or sum shit hit me up on the 📠 fax

    The competition:


    Ladies, let's hear what u think 🤔 😉 💕😘
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  17. #17
    Loing African Astronaut
    True, I fuck bitches to my 85 inch teledick
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    I always ask a bitch on a date if she whether likes using bitlord or utorrent and then we swap wifi passwords.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Niggles and 2 years ago I would have laughed at TCL but they're in the top 3 brands now according to Consumers guide.

    Sony is losing it's place as did Samsung tv. and Vizeo of all brands is second tier. i think LG Oled was top choice

    vizeo was the shit brand like 20 years ago. My first LED flat screen was one and it sucked so fucking much. burned in image.

    I used to buy Samsung because of the supposed quality. Now they've turned shit-tier. I have a few portable hard drives than seem to be pretty good...but their tvs are crap and their appliances are even worse.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    all of the major manufacturers buy their panels from the same few places and just add microphones and shit
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