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  1. "You killed my baby!!"
    *sobbing*
    "Now I'm going to kill you."
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hear if someone wants an abortion in Australia they just let a dingo loose in the doctors office
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  3. Dingoes absolutely love baby meat.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm not going to argue with u over a situation u have no idea about but telling someone u aborted their kid is what you do when you want to hurt them and cut them off which doesn't appear to be the case

    obviously i do. i have quite a bit of experience with feminine psychology and your experience is common. as common as a chick saying she cant get pregnant but magically gets pregnant.

    chicks do shit like you described all the time for all kinds of reasons.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo How tf u get someone who has an IUD pregnant? The actual fuck? My life is a series of weird occurances 1 after another. Meanwhile I've been trying to track down a girl who told me she got an abortion but apparently didn't. I need a creative outlet or I'm just gonna manifest confusion and chaos

    i dont.

    the thing with IUDs is they are their own redundancy protection. theyre designed to be 'toxic' to prevent pregnancy due to the metal theyre constructed from but if that fails theyre like a built-in coathanger...in that a resulting pregnancy gets sliced and diced from the metal of the IUD itself

    its also easy to verify if a chick really has an IUD implant...just fish around for the cord up in her cervix.

    most men dont know that
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Instigator My great grandfather was a ww2 fighter pilot but he got shot down in Germany and died

    RIP

    He was very down to earth.

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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just realized I have over 17k posts on this website Holy fuck that's alot. Bless Lanyard for allowing us this space
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  8. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I just realized I have over 17k posts on this website Holy fuck that's alot. Bless Lanyard for allowing us this space

    Gay
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I just realized I have over 17k posts on this website Holy fuck that's alot. Bless Lanyard for allowing us this space

    Actually only about 300 to 400. The rest is shitposting or dickspam.
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    fuck lanny hes too busy swilling cheap vermouth and being a dirty commie and fucking frala who is NOT EVEN FROM &T OR &Z BUT DH WHAT THE FUCK LANNY. you are not fit to continue jeffs legacy, i will instead inherit the temple and lead us to glory
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock Actually only about 300 to 400. The rest is shitposting or dickspam.

    Shut up loser faggot what a lying ass cope you've probably got 100k if u include all the shit that's been deleted.

    Does anyone besides aldra have less than 300 shitposts?
  12. Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE fuck lanny hes too busy swilling cheap vermouth and being a dirty commie and fucking frala who is NOT EVEN FROM &T OR &Z BUT DH WHAT THE FUCK LANNY. you are not fit to continue jeffs legacy, i will instead inherit the temple and lead us to glory

    Welcome to the Motherland.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo Shut up loser faggot what a lying ass cope you've probably got 100k if u include all the shit that's been deleted.

    Does anyone besides aldra have less than 300 shitposts?

    I should have said "more than 300 that are not shitposts"

    Case in point

    I have alot of lobster and this 18 year old girl wants to bang me but I know I can't bring myself to do it and look at myself after. Even 20 is almost too young. This girl has a 3 year old kid too. My life makes no sense. My baby mom is keeping me from seeing my kid out of nothing but evilness and is trying to send me on a substance and depression spiral. I have to keep going to the gym and my nose outta the pills. I've got so many good things on the go I don't want to fick up. Too many moving parts. This guy who sometimes acted as my secretary died so I gotta stay on point with a clear ass head or I could lose it all.
  14. Loing African Astronaut
    Gaybutt
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  15. Instigator Space Nigga
    Abdul-Jabbar was known as Lew Alcindor when he played at parochial high school Power Memorial in New York City, where he led their team to 71 consecutive wins.
  16. canary check
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Shut up loser faggot what a lying ass cope you've probably got 100k if u include all the shit that's been deleted.

    Does anyone besides aldra have less than 300 shitposts?

    i will stuff you into an undersized shopping cart in the posterior-presentation fetal position and sodomize your asshole until you cry tears of my cum and you have a permanent indentation of the shopping cart on your face.

    when im finished with you ill roll you into the nearest nigger neighborhood and go smoke crack with your mom.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I should have said "more than 300 that are not shitposts"

    Case in point

    I have alot of lobster and this 18 year old girl wants to bang me but I know I can't bring myself to do it and look at myself after. Even 20 is almost too young. This girl has a 3 year old kid too. My life makes no sense. My baby mom is keeping me from seeing my kid out of nothing but evilness and is trying to send me on a substance and depression spiral. I have to keep going to the gym and my nose outta the pills. I've got so many good things on the go I don't want to fick up. Too many moving parts. This guy who sometimes acted as my secretary died so I gotta stay on point with a clear ass head or I could lose it all.

    if it were an 18 year old boy your dick would already be balls deep...all 12 millimeters of it...into his asshole

    scared of the pussy

    or the terminal ED...
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I Won't Have My Mom.
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