Thanksgiving Bird 🐔 (and how I ruined it)

1. 2023-11-24 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Fonaplats You fucked up the precooked ham didn't you?

   
   Nah, but I did fuck up your mama’s pussy
2. 2023-11-24 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Nah, but I did fuck up your mama’s pussy

   
   Leave his mother's cat alone you kitty raper.
3. 2023-11-24 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #43
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Lanny My ham is juicier than your mother’s sopping gash.
   
   Merry thanksgiving and to all a good night

   
   Thanks for getting me hard, bro!
4. 2023-11-24 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #44
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Wrong Turkey, are you an Ottoman Nationalist or is your Autocorrect set to Turkish?

   
   im trying to re-asssociate turkiye the bird with turkiye the country.
5. 2023-11-24 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Here’s a real man’s thanksgiving meat for reference
   
   

   
   bt lannnny, what about our moral obligaytion to not eat meat.
6. 2023-11-24 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bt lannnny, what about our moral obligaytion to not eat meat.

   
   its not meat. thats the congealed mass of testicular emissions from his assorted clients he's saved up for the last two weeks that he serves up as a tofu-substitute so decoratively sculpted into the shape of some sort of festive holiday treat.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kingoffrogs
7. 2023-11-24 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #47
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   meat products