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  1. #21
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Crisolis 3 whole dads

    What are each of their email addresses?
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Fuys I can't take it. My brain is breaking fuys. I need pussy. NOWWWWWWWW.

    I'm going to move far into the Yukon and father a new race with this woman with my flawless aryan seed.




    I don't care if she's fatherless. I WANT HER NOW.

    With all those piercings she's had many daddies
  3. #23
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Half a dad is no fun.

    you took one full dad on your first try

    didnt you
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you took one full dad on your first try

    didnt you

    Hell, with the temptation being so great, I have too.
  5. #25
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I still haven't gotten laid, also probably because I stopped trying and started drinking myself into a blackout every other day.

    Time to hit the gym and start trying again.
  6. #26
    Ghost Black Hole
    I never met any cool people on tinder or work socials when I was single, I fucking hated that shit so I would chug alcohol and find whores that liked to party. You might have better luck at a church or something
    #TRADYOUTH
  7. #27
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
  8. #28
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you took one full dad on your first try

    didnt you

    lol.

    spectral took his 5th
  9. #29
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Good thing u chopped ur testicles off so you don't have that problem anymore
  10. #30
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Good thing u chopped ur testicles off so you don't have that problem anymore

    Lazy. You can do better. It doesn't even make sense! It'd be more of a problem now, if anything. If I were looking. Which I'm not. Which testicles (or their absence) have little to do with, causally.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Meikai Lazy. You can do better. It doesn't even make sense! It'd be more of a problem now, if anything. If I were looking. Which I'm not. Which testicles (or their absence) have little to do with, causally.

    Do you ever have a weak moment when you miss your balls?
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    You don't care about testicles and bitches when you mainline estrogen and enjoy anal destruction

    take notes OP

    it's the EASY WAY OUT when you can't find a bitches just become the bitches

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
  13. #33
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you ever have a weak moment when you miss your balls?

    Not really. I can't have kids, and that's kind of sad (and also a blessing - I'd be a terrible parent), but that's also pretty removed from the matter of the removed testicles for me. Like obviously they would have been integral to the process of procreation, but I've never missed the balls themselves. 🤔
  14. #34
    Bradley Black Hole
    have you tried dog porn? my friend says it's the cure for not having any pussy
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Not really. I can't have kids, and that's kind of sad (and also a blessing - I'd be a terrible parent), but that's also pretty removed from the matter of the removed testicles for me. Like obviously they would have been integral to the process of procreation, but I've never missed the balls themselves. 🤔

    I think girls would be more down to fuck you than anyone else as you could pound the EVER LIVING FUCK out of them and blow a fat load RIGHT IN THEIR PUSSY and they would have zero risk of getting pregnant. Can any of us say the same?

    i've considered getting a vasectomy before because girls kept pulling the condom off right before I would cum to TRAP me but i'm glad I never did because apparently it's a sin that cries to heaven.
  16. #36
    Pretty sure the load comes from the ball sack. No ball sack, no load.
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure the load comes from the ball sack. No ball sack, no load.

    theres some goo that comes out of the prostate. the goo. the sperm comes out of the nutsack
  18. #38
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres some goo that comes out of the prostate. the goo. the sperm comes out of the nutsack

    Prostate goo.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Ghost I think girls would be more down to fuck you than anyone else as you could pound the EVER LIVING FUCK out of them and blow a fat load RIGHT IN THEIR PUSSY and they would have zero risk of getting pregnant. Can any of us say the same?

    i've considered getting a vasectomy before because girls kept pulling the condom off right before I would cum to TRAP me but i'm glad I never did because apparently it's a sin that cries to heaven.

    false.

    eunuchs were created for a few basic purposes that had absolutely nothing to do with transexuality:

    1- to guard females or harems in order to avoid accidental impregnation or unwanted dalliances
    2- hereditary rulers used them in the highest trust positions with the motives they could not produce offspring, thus would not have incentive to get too big for their britches *cough* and steal/take/assume power that could be passed down to their own progeny
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Prostate goo.

    happy sauce.

    its the juices that splooge out after a dude gets a vasectomy.
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