Thanksgiving Bird 🐔 (and how I ruined it)

1. 2023-11-23 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   
   All cooked
2. 2023-11-23 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Everyone is in my house.
   I'm hiding in the basement with my Sega.
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3. 2023-11-23 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Here’s a real man’s thanksgiving meat for reference
   
   
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2023-11-23 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #24
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Unfinityshock tutu no-panties
   
   clean the oven
   
   Grab the ankles
   
   HoH hOh HOOOO
   
   
   MY WISH THIS THANKSGIVING IS THAT H.R. SCRONALDO WILL COME BACK. He's made more content and smiles for this community than anyone , and honesty I'm ataken back by his absinthe
5. 2023-11-23 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Lanny Here’s a real man’s thanksgiving meat for reference
   
   

   
   That's pathetic.
   I really expected more from your fat girl.
6. 2023-11-23 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Unfinityshock tutu no-panties
   
   clean the oven
   
   Grab the ankles
   
   HoH hOh HOOOO
   
   
   MY WISH THIS THANKSGIVING IS THAT H.R. SCRONALDO WILL COME BACK. He's made more content and smiles for this community than anyone , and honesty I'm ataken back by his absinthe

   
   with a gaping hole like that theres all kinds of stuffing potential. not sure they have ankles but close enough.
7. 2023-11-23 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
8. 2023-11-23 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Fonaplats That's pathetic.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fonaplats
   

9. 2023-11-23 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   You rewarmed a precooked ham....
   
   

   Originally posted by Lanny

   
   
   You rewarmed a precooked ham.
   Where's all the money you make off advertisments?
10. 2023-11-23 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Your ham looks bland and dry.
    My turkey might not have been 5 star but at least I went to the trouble of seasoning it.
11. 2023-11-23 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah you seasoned the skin right off
12. 2023-11-23 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by frala Yeah you seasoned the skin right off

    
    At least I tried and tbh it wasn't that mad.
    All things considered Id say I did well.
    
    Your ham looks stupid.
    Here is a ham I did months ago.
    
    
    Juicy AF and full of flavor.
13. 2023-11-23 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by frala Yeah you seasoned the skin right off

    
    sorry it's not KFCfried chicken my nigga. My bad your horrible eating habits couldn't recognize my smoked turkey.
    How's them fast food salads doing you?
14. 2023-11-23 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fona you realize the title of this thread is how you ruined your turkey right?
    
    Right?
15. 2023-11-23 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by frala Fona you realize the title of this thread is how you ruined your turkey right?
    
    Right?

    
    And it has a happy ending.
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    Why you gotta shit on my inspirational and educational threads?
16. 2023-11-23 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Also Happy Thanksgiving.
17. 2023-11-23 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh ok Turkey Tom
    
    Happy Thanksgiving
18. 2023-11-23 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by frala Oh ok Turkey Tom
    
    Happy Thanksgiving

    
    No problem ham bone Lauren.
19. 2023-11-23 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Your ham looks bland and dry.
    My turkey might not have been 5 star but at least I went to the trouble of seasoning it.

    
    My ham is juicier than your mother’s sopping gash.
    
    Merry thanksgiving and to all a good night
20. 2023-11-23 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Lanny My ham is juicier than your mother’s sopping gash.
    
    Merry thanksgiving and to all a good night

    
    You fucked up the precooked ham didn't you?