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  1. Originally posted by POLECAT no, rick has been in charge of all house and yard work for the last 15 years and he has been fuckin off for the last 5, and being it wasnt my job I ignored all the shit that wasnt getting done,, now its my mess and I'm over it so I'm perfecting my nest for me.

    tomorrow i'll level the trailer,, its been leaning for longer than we have lived here,, its at least 8" off level from side to side and I'm skerred to take out anymore walls till it sits level, also I cant fix anything till its level so what i fix isnt crooked when i do level the house

    I levelled a two story house Once. The house sat completely on solid rock, with no foundation, suspended on about 50-60 pilons driven into the stone. I had to take out each pilon, one by one, place in a pneumatic jack, pump it up 6-8 inches, replace the pilon, then move to the next one. And the crawlspace under there I had to work with was only about 18"-24", so it was a real squeeze, working on my back, with cobwebs and all kinds of dead bugs and dried animal and gunk coming down on my face and neck. The whole house was creaking that low, ominous sound the entire time, it all could have came down any second, but I was getting paid triple pay + bonus, so I finished the job. Levelled the entire house, 8 inches on one side, over the course of two weeks. Then the boss wanted me to go back in and raise the whole thing another two inches level, and everybody on the team refused, too dangerous, but I went back under and did it for a flat fee of $800. This was back in the '80s, when worker safety didn't really mean anything.
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  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I levelled a two story house Once. The house sat completely on solid rock, with no foundation, suspended on about 50-60 pilons driven into the stone. I had to take out each pilon, one by one, place in a pneumatic jack, pump it up 6-8 inches, replace the pilon, then move to the next one. And the crawlspace under there I had to work with was only about 18"-24", so it was a real squeeze, working on my back, with cobwebs and all kinds of dead bugs and dried animal and gunk coming down on my face and neck. The whole house was creaking that low, ominous sound the entire time, it all could have came down any second, but I was getting paid triple pay + bonus, so I finished the job. Levelled the entire house, 8 inches on one side, over the course of two weeks. Then the boss wanted me to go back in and raise the whole thing another two inches level, and everybody on the team refused, too dangerous, but I went back under and did it for a flat fee of $800. This was back in the '80s, when worker safety didn't really mean anything.

    And to think we could have been spared your presence if one of those jacks failed. We were so close!
  3. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I levelled a two story house Once. The house sat completely on solid rock, with no foundation, suspended on about 50-60 pilons driven into the stone. I had to take out each pilon, one by one, place in a pneumatic jack, pump it up 6-8 inches, replace the pilon, then move to the next one. And the crawlspace under there I had to work with was only about 18"-24", so it was a real squeeze, working on my back, with cobwebs and all kinds of dead bugs and dried animal and gunk coming down on my face and neck. The whole house was creaking that low, ominous sound the entire time, it all could have came down any second, but I was getting paid triple pay + bonus, so I finished the job. Levelled the entire house, 8 inches on one side, over the course of two weeks. Then the boss wanted me to go back in and raise the whole thing another two inches level, and everybody on the team refused, too dangerous, but I went back under and did it for a flat fee of $800. This was back in the '80s, when worker safety didn't really mean anything.

    amazing if only true
  4. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    A strudel (/ˈstruːdəl/ STROO-dəl, German: [ˈʃtʁuːdl̩] ⓘ) is a type of layered pastry with a filling that is usually sweet, but savoury fillings are also common. It became popular in the 18th century throughout the Habsburg Empire. Strudel is part of Austrian cuisine and German cuisine but is also common in other Central European cuisines. In Italy it is recognized as a traditional agri-food product (PAT) of South Tyrol.[1
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny amazing if only true

    Did not scare.
  6. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did not scare.

    commendable if true
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny commendable if true

    It's true. I've done just about every trade job there is. Decades and decades of it.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Going to the gym at this fancy hotel because I can’t stand any of the bitches at this girls night. But someone paid for this real so I’m getting all benefits.
  10. Loing African Astronaut
    Damn I love maple sauce
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Redownloading that singing app so I can sing Mary Did You know because my vocals are superb this morning and I just feel like sharing ❤️🎶
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  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny amazing if only true

    the city i live in chopped up a two-story historic house, loaded its parts onto several flatbed trailers, and drove them several miles away to reassemble the pieces back into the original house
  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's true. I've done just about every trade job there is. Decades and decades of it.

    so what does being a male prostitute felt like,
  14. Originally posted by infinityshock the city i live in chopped up a two-story historic house, loaded its parts onto several flatbed trailers, and drove them several miles away to reassemble the pieces back into the original house

    im not disputing the possiblity of such work be undertaken and done, im disputing the fact that he did it.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so what does being a male prostitute felt like,

    I have a rupee or two...you can find out
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im not disputing the possiblity of such work be undertaken and done, im disputing the fact that he did it.

    It's actually not that hard or dangerous. There is massive leeway in MOST wood structures that allow for flexibility before catastrophic failure

    Masonry structures...not so much. A few degrees outside of their original design specs and voila...instance rubble pile. Ala that nigger crashing into a building in Baltimore where the entire thing collapsed onto the car and pedestrian (in wheelchair) yet the wooden portion stayed (relatively) intact
  17. high as hell right now. smoked a coconut creampie kush joint
  18. CandyRein Black Hole



    Christmas shopping ❤️
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    welp, that didnt go as planned, the front end of the trailer came up just fine but the back not so much,, as I was jacking the back up it was real east but it didnt seem to bring the trailer up so I came inside and when i went to the back bedroom well it all became clear,, the frame went up but the trailer didnt you can see the frame rail humping up the floor in the bedroom.
    now I have to build a beam inside the bedroom and jack the walls and roof up so I can replace the rotted floor then set the walls back down on the new floor
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  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh but hey the front half is pretty level now
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