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Rapist back in my life

  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka The truth is, I met a girl online in 2016. We dated and met irl, after we broke up she wanted to be sisters. I actually see her more than my real sister. Jump to 2020 I go back to Peterborough because lockdown rules meant you can't leave the UK and I needed a break. She came to my hotel and brough her ex bf/bestie along only because he brought bottles of alcohol. We liked each other instantly. A few weeks later he video calls me with some drama that my ex gf smashed his t.v, accused him of rape just to get a lift home with police, when that didn't work stole his 2K bike and she also put a hole in the wall with her knee somehow running down the stairs. I find out from her that he tried to rape her, to knock her lights out. So I knew he was a rapist, but still stayed in touch with him because I am a bit crazy. The next year we lived a hedonistic life, I took frequent trips to England and he came to stay with me in Ireland. It was fun because there were few people in the hotels, it was lockdown and I told them I couldn't go home. We did coke every day. I found out he was raping me in my sleep because it was anal and woke me up, so god knows how many times it happened if he had the nerve to try that. Also I only slept with him at the beginning just to hurt my ex gf, because she's her own evil person. This is why I'm not mad at him, and because he's too pathetic to hate, gets emotional easily.

    Wow that's kinda exactly what I figured your life was like
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think she sounds cool can you tell her about our forum then leave irma
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka The truth is, I met a girl online in 2016. We dated and met irl,

    This is where the timeline splits and the funky portal lesbian fantasy starts

    *a portal to the meth averse opens and swallows the ladies whole as they emerge in a bizarre bazaar*
  4. #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley I think she sounds cool can you tell her about our forum then leave irma

    How will we study irmatology without a irma? I think we should clone kafka and upload her personality to an AI core so that we can release them when the world gets too sure of itself

    Because each soul is like a warcraft 3 unit spell (several hundered of those) and you can even take the +10 healing from a healing pot or SALVE and put it on a unit spell.

    Yup irmatology man


    That's what the soul map of this forum looks like. People here are so learned they do nothing but call people morons online and don't even need to turn on the TV to watch fox news they can just tune their brain and know what everyone said on fox and friends
  5. #25
    Either block the dude or get some mafoiso to arrange an "accident" for him.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Bradley is on fire guys must be the flames of IRMATOLOGY ohhhh man the RAPIST tHE ROCKS THE ROCK CHAIN oh man this haxxor guy whoever the fuck he is probably a cop on fire aka a flaming rat. FIRE RATS

    HAXXOR THE FIRE RAT

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OH MAN JUST WAIT FOR THE FIRE RAT REPLY ART THIS IS WAR FOLX THE IRMATOLOGY WARS , THE CONSOLE WARS, THE DRUG WAR. Korean? German? Why the fuck am I supposed to care about random nationalist right wing historical countries when the front lines are in JEFF HUNTERS BASEMENT RIGHT NOW?????

    whats a fire eartat

    Originally posted by Kafka That's her and him the night at the hotel. We were sitting in a tree house beside a lake while it rained listening to Nine Inch Nails and doing accents.




    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This might just be Kafkas best thread ever, irmatology fuys

    idk what the fuck is an irma or its origins
    or why a computer hacker is making really cringe art and being a fire rat

    But we passed 9 billion humans last week sooo……. IM JUST GONNA GO WITH THAT. We should play hockey sock with a nuke and code a thanoose snap virus to AYIEEEEEEE the global propulation because THE COVID VAX has not given me bells palsy yet and ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax ANDREW DICE CLAY GOT BELLS PALSTY FROM THE COVID 19 vax

    holy fuck I was gorded that day
  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How will we study irmatology without a irma? I think we should clone kafka and upload her personality to an AI core so that we can release them when the world gets too sure of itself

    Because each soul is like a warcraft 3 unit spell (several hundered of those) and you can even take the +10 healing from a healing pot or SALVE and put it on a unit spell.

    Yup irmatology man


    That's what the soul map of this forum looks like. People here are so learned they do nothing but call people morons online and don't even need to turn on the TV to watch fox news they can just tune their brain and know what everyone said on fox and friends

    LOL
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    r those all the icons from fucking Wrath or w/e it's called where u can be Odin and have a spear and run loops or is that like league of legendaries or some shit.
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    warcraft 3
  10. #30
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    HERES SCRONY
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Kafka The truth is, I met a girl online in 2016. We dated and met irl, after we broke up she wanted to be sisters. I actually see her more than my real sister. Jump to 2020 I go back to Peterborough because lockdown rules meant you can't leave the UK and I needed a break. She came to my hotel and brough her ex bf/bestie along only because he brought bottles of alcohol. We liked each other instantly. A few weeks later he video calls me with some drama that my ex gf smashed his t.v, accused him of rape just to get a lift home with police, when that didn't work stole his 2K bike and she also put a hole in the wall with her knee somehow running down the stairs. I find out from her that he tried to rape her, to knock her lights out. So I knew he was a rapist, but still stayed in touch with him because I am a bit crazy. The next year we lived a hedonistic life, I took frequent trips to England and he came to stay with me in Ireland. It was fun because there were few people in the hotels, it was lockdown and I told them I couldn't go home. We did coke every day. I found out he was raping me in my sleep because it was anal and woke me up, so god knows how many times it happened if he had the nerve to try that. Also I only slept with him at the beginning just to hurt my ex gf, because she's her own evil person. This is why I'm not mad at him, and because he's too pathetic to hate, gets emotional easily.

    How loose is your asshole that someone had to put things in there multiple times while you were asleep for you to finally catch on?

    I mean shit i wake up if i feel something crawling through my arm hair at night. Imagine being so gaped that you dont feel a dick.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    The #metoo movement is soooo yesterday.

    No one cares you're a victim anymore

    Other than when they're laughing at you
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked How loose is your asshole that someone had to put things in there multiple times while you were asleep for you to finally catch on?

    I mean shit i wake up if i feel something crawling through my arm hair at night. Imagine being so gaped that you dont feel a dick.

    There's differing degrees of 'loose'...ranging from 'just gave birth to a hippopotamus' up to 'hey guys...you can practice your acrobatics routine with a 747 up in here'
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