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My wife got a second car (again)

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    She said the Lincoln is alright but she wanted something that could fit more shopping bags.
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    Hell yeah you're a man who has very specific tastes, I can't wait till you get you're new hummer at tax season pham
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    She said the Lincoln is alright but she wanted something that could fit more shopping bags.

    a corvette has much more luggage space
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by infinityshock a corvette has much more luggage space

    Might as well go motorcycle
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Might as well go motorcycle

    that has no luggage space
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by infinityshock that has no luggage space

    That's what assholes are for
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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock that has no luggage space

    Scooter, and not the electrical nor gas versions.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs That's what assholes are for

    only in prison and airports
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by maddie Scooter, and not the electrical nor gas versions.

    thats called a 'backpack'
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    corvette trunk space:

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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by infinityshock corvette trunk space:


    what the hell am i looking at
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs what the hell am i looking at

    i literally captioned it.

    that is the trunk of a corvette
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  13. #13
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    She said the Lincoln is alright but she wanted something that could fit more shopping bags.

    Screw more space for shopping bags …. she really should’a went for the diamond studded Mercedes 🙄

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    Bullshit. The payment on that grand wagoneer would be about $800 a month at least
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by toilet clogger Bullshit. The payment on that grand wagoneer would be about $800 a month at least

    not with a decent sized down payment
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by infinityshock corvette trunk space:


    epitome of "american" wastefulness and inefficiencies.
  17. #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol fona hates money
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny epitome of "american" wastefulness and inefficiencies.

    Tell everyone how your goat-drawn rickshaw is doing as your primary mode of transportation

    Some day my car and your mule can go to the track to race for pink slips and well see how that goes.

    My vehicular emissions evaporate into the air...pleasantly and effortlessly. When you scoop up your goat shits...do you wear gloves? Or do you prefer au-naturale
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by infinityshock Tell everyone how your goat-drawn rickshaw is doing as your primary mode of transportation

    Some day my car and your mule can go to the track to race for pink slips and well see how that goes.

    My vehicular emissions evaporate into the air…pleasantly and effortlessly. When you scoop up your goat shits…do you wear gloves? Or do you prefer au-naturale

    theyre doing great
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    I told riptoasty about youre Heep Wagon , fona. I was just bragging you up about how Its such a nice car, but he flipped the hell out and he's driving over there right now to Ohio and he's going to slap the crap out of you he's kind of mad about the whole car thing

    Sry man I thought he was gonna be happy for you but now your gonna get slapt. Yes you might want to hide the car and your wife, because he's talking about making you guys take it back to the dealer under Ohio's oopsiedoopsy law.

    Honestly who knows man, I've seen those at the dealer parking lot and they sure are pretty and shiny so honestly man none of it really makes sense
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