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What was/is your worst job?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Mine was working at a place called Think Patented.
    They did stuff with paper.
    Boring AF paper.
    My job was to insert paper covers into plastic cd and DVD cases for games and movies.
    On one side of me was a big stack of inserts and the other side a big stand of empty cases.
    It was long and boring AF.
    Also there was a board up in the break room with most of my coworkers faces on it and for a long while I assumed it was a recognition or awards thing but one day when I was actually sober I looked at it was a sex offender board.
    Shortly after I quit.
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  2. #2
    so far it has probably been taco bell. It wasnt really bad, but it was very messy and my manager kept making a pregnant lady do heavy lifting all the time and wouldn't allow accomodations.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    Also there was a board up in the break room with most of my coworkers faces on it and for a long while I assumed it was a recognition or awards thing but one day when I was actually sober I looked at it was a sex offender board.

    You worked with Wariat?!?
  4. #4
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Pie factory in the middle of nowhere, I was the only English person in the warehouse...turned up, jumped the train back and went home for midday.
  5. #5
    howd it feel when u got seks ofended on
  6. #6
    Loing African Astronaut
    Used to fly to resource extraction operations and work on Siemens industrial equipment.

    Long excursions with long hours, demanding work with a lot of accountability, stupid managers.

    Pay was great, job was shit, made me decide to get in a position to never work for anyone but myself ever again.
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  7. #7
    admirable if true.
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny admirable if true.

    You where an admiral?
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  9. #9
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    I was 15 and worked at a factory that made shoelaces, my job was putting the plastic tips on the ends of the laces 🥱
  10. #10
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You where an admiral?

    He’s a rear admiral
  11. #11
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    one time I worked for a temp place and they just handed me a broom and didn't tell me what I was supposed to be doing or where anything was. I asked what I should be doing and I was told to clean the womens bathroom

    I walked in and two women were cleaning the bathroom and they yelled at me saying THIS IS THE WOMENS ROOM WTF RAPIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOMENS REST ROOM

    I was like uhhhh i'm your co worker helping clean the place dumb fucks the venue is closed and you are CLEANING THE BATHROOM why does it matter what gender i'm in if i'm here to clean the fucking bathroom and they both reported me to the supervisor who was SHOCKED I went into the womens restroom and pointed to the sign saying DID YA SEE THE SIGN ON THE WALL like ????? why the fuck does that matter so just because the sign says WOMEN that means I can't go in there to clean the bathroom when the place is closed

    they said yup the sign is the sign and told me to do something else so I just left WITHOUT PUNCHING OUT I literally walked out the door and said fuck this, retards
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs so far it has probably been taco bell. It wasnt really bad, but it was very messy and my manager kept making a pregnant lady do heavy lifting all the time and wouldn't allow accomodations.
    Probably the job at the soler panel factory. I was bright faced and bushy and eager to do my part to make the world more greener. The fourmen all dipped spit and just pointed at a fat bed truck (like a pretty big one) and one of them pointed at the pallet yard so I said "YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE THE BIG TRUCK TO THE PALLET YARD?!" AND ONE OF them just grunted MMM and literary spit dip right by the other guys boot.

    I got in the truck and forgot to put on my seat belt and I put it in reverse and started reversing it and it kind of slowed down and all these Latinos started waving there hands running and shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DEURRRRRRING!?!? YOURE RUNNING OVER THE SOLER PANELS AY CHINGADERAS!!" At this point I looked over at the fourmen and they had.there mouths agape and eyes wide and they were all spitting rapid-fire one after the other slapping there knees

    I thought they were talking to someone else so I gave it more gas and that's when I realized I was reversing into a big ass pellet of soler panels and they ent up getting toppled and crunches.
    The CEO told me I was going to have to pay for the soler panels but I saidfuck that I'm going to sue you for making me drive a fatbed truck without license, he's lucky I didnt

    Needles to say I put in the towel that same day because those guys were all so reatarded
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Loing Used to fly to resource extraction operations and work on Siemens industrial equipment.

    Long excursions with long hours, demanding work with a lot of accountability, stupid managers.

    Pay was great, job was shit, made me decide to get in a position to never work for anyone but myself ever again.

    nice. What do you do now
  14. #14
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Probably the job at the soler panel factory. I was bright faced and bushy and eager to do my part to make the world more greener. The fourmen all dipped spit and just pointed at a fat bed truck (like a pretty big one) and one of them pointed at the pallet yard so I said "YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE THE BIG TRUCK TO THE PALLET YARD?!" AND ONE OF them just grunted MMM and literary spit dip right by the other guys boot.

    I got in the truck and forgot to put on my seat belt and I put it in reverse and started reversing it and it kind of slowed down and all these Latinos started waving there hands running and shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DEURRRRRRING!?!? YOURE RUNNING OVER THE SOLER PANELS AY CHINGADERAS!!" At this point I looked over at the fourmen and they had.there mouths agape and eyes wide and they were all spitting rapid-fire one after the other slapping there knees

    I thought they were talking to someone else so I gave it more gas and that's when I realized I was reversing into a big ass pellet of soler panels and they ent up getting toppled and crunches.
    The CEO told me I was going to have to pay for the soler panels but I saidfuck that I'm going to sue you for making me drive a fatbed truck without license, he's lucky I didnt

    Needles to say I put in the towel that same day because those guys were all so reatarded

    ya ok doug wannabe
  15. #15
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by toilet clogger ya ok doug wannabe

    calm down
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    jesus christ
  17. #17
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    I worked in retail once for part time.

    I was stocking shelves. Time went so slow, and customers are rude.
  18. #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I worked for 4 hours chopping chicken in a Chinese restaurant in a mall food court. I got sick immediately from the contaminated chicken and didn't go back

    I also worked at Burger King for a few hours and got fired for refusing to stop spitting in garbage cans and calling a fat bitch who worked there a fat bitch. When I went to get my paycheck they gave me someone else but I was honest and returned it mostly because I knew that person
  19. #19
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    If I worked at a chinese food place I would be like "so where do you keep the dogs"
  20. #20
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    woofie wants his dindin?
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