2023-11-12 at 5:31 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Folks this is a non troll thread. I am interested in finding my next romantic interest. I have been lonelier since I quit drinking which I believe a large part is due to me not having anyone to cum inside regularly.
"Oh yeah my boyfriend is in college." is a lot less impressive when I'm 30 and have 57/60 credits for my 2 year degree LOL
I can kinda hide how bald I am by shaving my head and my cock has only gotten bigger (flacid) as I've gotten older, I even pulled it out to show some haitian sluts when I was really high the other day.
Back to the problem, I live in the heart of the ghetto where if you borrow someone 5$ till tomorrow there's a 50% chance they will move away to keep the five dollars, even if you're related by blood. We got drones that just fly right above us instead of shot spot, feels like i'm in Gaza except instead of muslims and jedis it's mostly blacks and browns.
Anyway, so college is kinda assed out 70% of the students are 18-21 year old immigrants that I have next to nothign in common with, most of which don't wanna fuck olds white guys.
So here I am in the ghetto, I got nice clothes, i got eau de toilette or w/e expensive ass cologne i g snatched months ago, i got a cute dog that looks old as fuck too, but Idk how to turn this into a girlfriend who isnt' a whore, from the ghetto, or white (fourth requirement is not using hard drugs)
how i do that when I got no car, no house, no job, and less than 5k $ to my name?
also i will point out, I have hidden all negative traits such as racism, anti semitism, lying about petty issues or discussing my tcriminal history with any potential fuckable suitors but Idk where to go to meet new romantic interests.
[Also I'm not partial to 18 year olds or rape before one of you tells me to rape some young adult, I want someone to love me]
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2023-11-12 at 7:22 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Where do guys like us meet teens if we’re not on porn shoots?
2023-11-12 at 7:22 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
For some reasons porn is like salvation to us only place we get to fuck teens?
2023-11-12 at 7:27 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
i've never had to go looking for a relationship, i'm too flirty, if i'm single I will eventually interact with someone somewhere and my energy is just too much they cannot ignore me
I've had lots of random long distance relationships it's actually weird to me that I ended up dating a tranny in Canada because I almost moved to other countries like grylls and his asian GF's that was basically me.
in my earlier years on this forum I would vanish for months and then come back and I would be in a new location and have a new life. I don't know how to stay single or live alone I always end up living with a girl I have only lived alone for a few months during all of my 20's I would live with a girl, end up back at my parents, meet another girl, move out.
I knew the cycle would break once I moved somewhere to chase a girl, I kept trying to import them but I knew years ago I would probably end up living somewhere else probably another country, I was flirting with lots of American girls. If my current relationship fucks up i'm probably just gonna keep going east, my parents are too far away and i'm too old now I can't ever live with them again
I had a tendency to jump from one relationship to another and get really serious with people I just meet but I think abusing meth broke that stability in me and caused my longest period of time being single and without sex because I was just too fucked up on meth but I think maybe that's why i'm dating a tranny who's cool with meth is I knew I would never be happy or find any girl that would approve of my lifestyle I mean I met a lot of tweaker girls and partied with them but I could never love them, it' like the cost of abusing drugs takes their innocence and souls or society doesn't let them be TRUE WOMEN because WE LIVE IN A MYSOGYNIST WORLD FUYS AND A WOMAN THAT ABUSES DRUGS CAN'T BE A LOVING MOTHER WITHOUT PEOPLE LOOKING AT HER WRONG
idk something something trad culture have you met any 18 year olds on minecraft star trek
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2023-11-12 at 7:44 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
“Back to the problem, I live in the heart of the ghetto where if you borrow someone 5$ till tomorrow there's a 50% chance they will move away to keep the five dollars, even if you're related by blood. We got drones that just fly right above us instead of shot spot, feels like i'm in Gaza except instead of muslims and jedis it's mostly blacks and browns.
Anyway, so college is kinda assed out 70% of the students are 18-21 year old immigrants that I have next to nothign in common with, most of which don't wanna fuck olds white guys.
So here I am in the ghetto, I got nice clothes, i got eau de toilette or w/e expensive ass cologne i g snatched months ago, i got a cute dog that looks old as fuck too, but Idk how to turn this into a girlfriend who isnt' a whore, from the ghetto, or white (fourth requirement is not using hard drugs)
”
Dude your fit in right here in Lodz just right it’s like a white or polish ghetto ask Star Trek.
2023-11-12 at 7:46 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Here is a better question why do so many teens in the USA and Russia and certain countries like Chec flock to porn but not Poland?
2023-11-12 at 7:50 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
brad, that fucker David who keeps trying to crash at my pad and knock on my door or call me he fucking still owes me my bad shirt and I find he maybe stole my kologne. What should I do Brad? Ignore him or fight him or what?
2023-11-12 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat
Facial abuse?
thats just the beginning
better have a good seamstress on retainer 'cause your orifices are going to need some stitching back together again
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2023-11-12 at 7:54 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Look up facial abuse on Google and 18 year old.
2023-11-12 at 7:56 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
“ Anyway, so college is kinda assed out 70% of the students are 18-21 year old immigrants that I have next to nothign in common with, most of which don't wanna fuck olds white guys.”
They do in porn tho outside of Poland like on oldfuckyoung.com
And oldje.com so join.
2023-11-12 at 8:23 PM UTC
Bradley hasn't discovered gay bars yet, evidently
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