User Controls

-=POST CANARY=-

  1. #1
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hey, guise;

    This will be our Post Canary.

    A warrant canary is a method by which a communications service provider aims to inform its users that the provider has not been served with a secret government subpoena.

    Secret subpoenas, such as those covered under 18 U.S.C. §2709© of the USA Patriot Act, provide criminal penalties for disclosing the existence of the warrant to any third party, including the service provider's users. A warrant canary may be posted by the provider to inform users of dates that they have not been served a secret subpoena. If the canary is not updated for the time period specified by the host or if the warning is removed, users are to assume that the host has been served with such a subpoena. The intention is to allow the provider to warn users of the existence of a subpoena passively, without disclosing to others that the government has sought or obtained access to information or records under a secret subpoena.


    Thank you.
    Good luck.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    funny.

    but...in a court of law that would still be considered as violating whatever code and section listed for their related penalties.

    a better idea is to consider everything posted to the internet as having been read...or at least stockpiled away for future reading...by any number of different LE, government or private intel scavengers, media, nosy friends/neighbors/stalkers, potential employers, or some other threat axis.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by infinityshock funny.

    but…in a court of law that would still be considered as violating whatever code and section listed for their related penalties.

    a better idea is to consider everything posted to the internet as having been read…or at least stockpiled away for future reading…by any number of different LE, government or private intel scavengers, media, nosy friends/neighbors/stalkers, potential employers, or some other threat axis.

    lol, does that mean you go around irl making rape jokes constantly also?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey, guise;

    This will be our Post Canary.

    A warrant canary is a method by which a communications service provider aims to inform its users that the provider has not been served with a secret government subpoena.

    Secret subpoenas, such as those covered under 18 U.S.C. §2709© of the USA Patriot Act, provide criminal penalties for disclosing the existence of the warrant to any third party, including the service provider's users. A warrant canary may be posted by the provider to inform users of dates that they have not been served a secret subpoena. If the canary is not updated for the time period specified by the host or if the warning is removed, users are to assume that the host has been served with such a subpoena. The intention is to allow the provider to warn users of the existence of a subpoena passively, without disclosing to others that the government has sought or obtained access to information or records under a secret subpoena.


    Thank you.
    Good luck.

    Lol clever
  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *feeding thread canary*
  6. #6
    *scatters seed*
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We must keep the canary alive. Once it dies, we will all be under arrest.
  8. #8
    Or you could just not incriminate yourself
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Or you could just not incriminate yourself

    Hmmmm... that's a novel idea.
  10. #10
    Fuck off Spictroll
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Fuck off Spictroll

    You don't scare me, kid.
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol, does that mean you go around irl making rape jokes constantly also?

    i do.
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Person: Good morning.
    infinityshock: fuck you with a 14-inch dildo
    Person: Excuse me...?
    infinityshock: you heard me, bitch, fuck you and the AIDS-infected horse you rode in on
    Person: [blank]
    infinityshock: now, get out of here before I grab your sphincter-flaps and pull them right up over that ugly cock holster you like to call a face
    Person: [runs away in terror]
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Person: Good morning.
    infinityshock: fuck you with a 14-inch dildo
    Person: Excuse me…?
    infinityshock: you heard me, bitch, fuck you and the AIDS-infected horse you rode in on
    Person: [blank]
    infinityshock: now, get out of here before I grab your sphincter-flaps and pull them right up over that ugly cock holster you like to call a face
    Person: [runs away in terror]

    i would never say anything like that for no reason...only when its justified due to the idiocy of the intended recipient. im completely serious when I say i have done something not completely dissimilar to that

    - in city-hall where the water bills are paid, i was returning a plastic water-meter cover that the city workers left in my yard, that I didnt need because i had a cast-iron one...the fag (based on his lisp) behind the counter wouldnt take it for some stupid ass reason. i told him if he didnt take it i was going to cram it so far up his asshole his proctolgist was going to need a construction crane to remove it.

    - i was on the phone with a particular financial issue, with a supervisor, and the individual wasnt seeing things from my point of view to my satisfaction. i gave him a specific and well described explanation of what i would do to his lower digestive tract. he hung up on me...then i used that as justification to my CC company to get them to reverse the charges.

    - a pedestrian in front of my house was annoying me because they were marginally inconvenienced in their daily stroll due to my truck being parked on the sidewalk since it needed to be worked on and i didnt feel like getting hit by a car while doing so that particular day. i happened to have a brake-juice siphoning tool in my hand (it looks like a big hand exerciser with a pressure gauge on it and two lengths of 1/4" tubing) and gave the fucktard an elaborate description of what I could do to their asshole and other internal organs with it. i dont remember the exact verbatim wordage i used...but i do wish i had a camera to have recorded their facial expression. not exaggerating...but to this day he walks on the other side of the street or if im outside and he sees me, he'll either cross the street if he has time, or get off the sidewalk and walk in the street.

    i do such things so regularly i cant think of them all. there have been many, many times when i get into a public altercation i specifically get my phone in my hands with the camera turned on, but in the heat of the moment actually pressing the 'record' button slips my mind.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    So why is it a canary? I think it should be a mockingbird, since it's mocking federal authorities and all
  16. #16
    pls record this as a series
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 So why is it a canary? I think it should be a mockingbird, since it's mocking federal authorities and all

    back in the olden' days deep-earth miners would bring canaries (the bird) into the mines with them. canaries are more sensitive than humans to the 'bad' air that is common underground. if the canary died the miners knew the air was toxic and it was time to haul ass to the surface before they succumbed.

    nowadays they use electronic devices to sample air quality.

    in summary...the term 'canary' is used to describe some sort of early warning method.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 So why is it a canary? I think it should be a mockingbird, since it's mocking federal authorities and all

    Because in the old days, they used canaries in the deep mines. Canaries are especially susceptible to noxious gasses. If any of the canaries died, or if someone was walking by and saw a dead yellow canary on the ground, that was a warning to the miners of one or more gas leaks in progress. The mockingbird wouldn't have any issue at all with a little deadly gas; they would probably die about the same time as the miners.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by infinityshock back in the olden' days deep-earth miners would bring canaries (the bird) into the mines with them. canaries are more sensitive than humans to the 'bad' air that is common underground. if the canary died the miners knew the air was toxic and it was time to haul ass to the surface before they succumbed.

    nowadays they use electronic devices to sample air quality.

    in summary…the term 'canary' is used to describe some sort of early warning method.

    Hmm, interesting.

    A woman I was staying with at one time had a canary

    It died because I cleaned guns in the house

    I didn't know it was toxic to them, lol
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Hmm, interesting.

    A woman I was staying with at one time had a canary

    It died because I cleaned guns in the house

    I didn't know it was toxic to them, lol

    ammonia. yummy
Jump to Top