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1. 2017-06-03 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #8141
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   You should have ordered hot fresh coffee and thrown it at his face instead, horrifically scarring for life and ensuring that women would avoid him.
2. 2017-06-03 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #8142
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Damn, I thought it was Thursday. The hiki lifestyle can really throw off your sense of time.
3. 2017-06-03 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #8143
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Yes, did it, just got 666 3 times in a row. I'm pretty sure I've gotten it at least once before, possibly multiple times. Just looked it up, it's extremely unlikely.
   
   Very possible this is a manifestation of autism power. Now I just need to hone my skills in order to cheat at casinos/gambling.
   
   My extreme pattern recognition abilities, hyper-systemizing, memory, enhanced senses (sensory-hypersensitivity), OCD, they must all be working in conjunction to effectively be able to analyze and contain the movements of the die, to sub-consciously calculate it and make adjustments and micro-adjustments to the die in order to greatly increase the odds of getting a certain number.
4. 2017-06-03 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #8144
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Malice Cancer.

   
   Lol. It has to feel weird how, having been Malice for so long, it is to feel funny to try and make a funny.
   
   The cancer joke heh. Didn't that trend and end in 2014?
5. 2017-06-03 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #8145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Haven't seen Wonder Woman yet, but I will just for bae. Gal Gadot is #1 waifu. She already was high in the tier list but now she's taken the lead. I would pay many shekels to possess her jedi ass.
   
   
   
   WOOP WOOP MAJOR CUTIE ALERT.
6. 2017-06-03 at 5:57 AM UTC

   #8146
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2/10 would not bang
7. 2017-06-03 at 5:58 AM UTC

   #8147
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2/10 would not bang

   
   1/10, elbows too pointy
8. 2017-06-03 at 6 AM UTC

   #8148
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Haha. The Malice , DW, Falco trio is on the move these days :)
9. 2017-06-03 at 6 AM UTC

   #8149
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol. It has to feel weird how, having been Malice for so long, it is to feel funny to try and make a funny.
   
   The cancer joke heh. Didn't that trend and end in 2014?

   
   You're taking it too seriously. I never thought it was particularly funny to begin with. You misinterpret my motives.
10. 2017-06-03 at 6 AM UTC

    #8150
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Point your elbow at ME!
11. 2017-06-03 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #8151
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice You're taking it too seriously. I never thought it was particularly funny to begin with. You misinterpret my motives.

    
    That post is the equivelant of Bill Krozby tellig lanny he trolled him by not showing up to the weigh in
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2017-06-03 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #8152
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ That post is the equivelant of Bill Krozby tellig lanny he trolled him by not showing up to the weigh in

    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Point your elbow at ME!

    
    What was the point of this post? Did you think it was funny or amusing enough to warrant posting?
    
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to shitpost, and don't let anybody tell you different.” ― Kurt Vonnegut
13. 2017-06-03 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #8153
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
14. 2017-06-03 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #8154
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is weird indirectly making Malice care about anything I have to say. Hmm.
15. 2017-06-03 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #8155
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    go home mq ur drunk
16. 2017-06-03 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #8156
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sophie, take a look at this channel I came across. LegalLolicon. It compiles all the best loli fanservice scenes for top rated anime characters: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoRuCuXNegCjjHnbYHx2oJw/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid
17. 2017-06-03 at 7:12 AM UTC

    #8157
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Mayweather Reminder that everyone who posts in this thread is a victim.

    
    well you just posted in it
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-03 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #8158
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Discount Whore go home mq ur drunk

    
    Ok. Baii.
19. 2017-06-03 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #8159
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jk
    
    Tried to find bed time but now instead I would like to smoke a healthy bowl for 🇩🇪
20. 2017-06-03 at 8:04 AM UTC

    #8160
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Fidget spinners are neat but it amazes me they're 'a thing.'
    
    Guess its no different from those lance armstrong bands.

    
    The thing about the spinners is that they have claimed medicinal benefits like wtf, it's just something to fiddle with. I feel like if yoyos were to come out today there would be somebody trying to tie it into some supposed medical need.
    
    Health is the new ideology.
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    • The Self Taught Man