Oil Change 🛢️🚗🔧😆

1. 2023-11-02 at 8:36 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   
   And I don't replace my oil drain plug gasket ever.
   Old cars didn't even have such a thing.
   The world is fucked!
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   • in da crawlspace - number sleven
2. 2023-11-03 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
   Do cars usually have the oil enhancement in a shitty place like that lmrao Kenan
3. 2023-11-03 at 9:21 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Do cars usually have the oil enhancement in a shitty place like that lmrao Kenan

   
   Everything is in shitty spots because engineers are ass holes.
4. 2023-11-03 at 9:25 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   drive your car over a ditch and get into the ditch to change oil.
   
   its easier and you can just drain the oil and let it flow whereever it may.
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5. 2023-11-03 at 10:13 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny drive your car over a ditch and get into the ditch to change oil.
   
   its easier and you can just drain the oil and let it flow whereever it may.

   
   I've jumped on curbs to get clearance to crawl under and do it. I feel like I'd lose my sockets in a ditch.
6. 2023-11-03 at 10:38 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I just changed my oil last week.
   
   Hurray for preventative maintenance
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   • Fonaplats
7. 2023-11-04 at 6:22 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse I just changed my oil last week.
   
   Hurray for preventative maintenance

   
   oil change is a scam concoxted by the oil industrial complex.
   
   let me x you this: was your old oil still oily to your touch ? if it was, no oil change was necessary,
8. 2023-11-07 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   I just pay someone to change mine while I luxuriate in their waiting room drinking their coffee and looking up the skirt of the woman sitting opposite me.
9. 2023-11-07 at 7:55 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Kawkasian I just pay someone to change mine while I luxuriate in their waiting room drinking their coffee and looking up the skirt of the woman sitting opposite me.

   
   Quick lube coffee machines are gross AF.
10. 2023-11-07 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Quick lube coffee machines are gross AF.

    
    It's the dealership...Kurig all the way
11. 2023-11-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's the dealership…Kurig all the way

    
    How pink and soft are your hands?
12. 2023-11-07 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats How pink and soft are your hands?

    
    As pink and soft as my virgin asshole.
13. 2023-11-07 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Kawkasian As pink and soft as my virgin asshole.

    
    I can't take you seriously with you having Zelensky as your avatar.
14. 2023-11-07 at 11:23 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kawkasian I just pay someone to change mine while I luxuriate in their waiting room drinking their coffee and looking up the skirt of the woman sitting opposite me.

    
    because cooking is more fun.
    
    yes ?
15. 2023-11-08 at 12:02 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kawkasian As pink and soft as my virgin asshole.

    
    post pics or fake news
16. 2023-11-08 at 12:03 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's the dealership…Kurig all the way

    
    those dealerships never clean their coffee makers
17. 2023-11-08 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock those dealerships never clean their coffee makers

    
    Builds a healthy immune system...none of those gay zoomer allergies or lactose/gluten intolerance here.
18. 2023-11-08 at 1:27 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock those dealerships never clean their coffee makers

    
    coffee makers are hot and therefore do not harbor pathogens.
19. 2023-11-08 at 1:30 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny coffee makers are hot and therefore do not harbor pathogens.

    
    
    
    
20. 2023-11-08 at 1:44 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kawkasian Builds a healthy immune system…none of those gay zoomer allergies or lactose/gluten intolerance here.

    
    And also creates super-bugs