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Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
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2023-10-31 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor so what are we cooking this weekend fruys? im gonna order a knife and a sharpener cause i borrowed a knife and it waS too dull to cut the salt porn ( I USED SALTPORK INSTEAD OF BACON, i think bacon woulda been mo-betta ) so i got wicked-frustrated and hashe-slingeing-slashed my saltPORK and almost had a konyption-fit but then i digressed.
i dont even know i think i fuckeed up my kei told me to buy wine and sausage and idk if theres supposed to be pasta sauce or wtf we're eating but I also bought takeout chink
I have a feeling I have to go out again to get oil to make cake i also got eggs. I never know what to cook I just buy random shit all the time
I think next I will get a bag of hashbeowns, a canned corn beef, onion and fry all dat up YUM YUMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-01 at 5:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian I have a maid do my cleaning. Again all the top chefs are male…you'd know that if you wasn't still living with mom at age 43
making phalse and baseless allegations is the sincerest foam of cope.
Originally posted by Kawkasian You can use sesame oil on all kinds of dishes, soups, salads, rice, noodles etc. a few drops here and then add deliciousness.
Vinny is so worthless as an Asian he doesn't even understand that the base recipe of something isn't the ONLY recipe or variant thereof
"uhhh it's not Asian if it has chicken in it instead of dog meat"
yea, the same way you can slather british jem on anything but that doesnt mean you should do it on a hamburger.
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2023-11-01 at 5:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, back in college I made a thread on zoklet about basically this, and literally the first thing I cooked was beef bourguignon. Even took a video of me trying to flambé the beef and burning the hair on my arm.
Stews and curries are great options when starting out cooking for yourself, they don't require a lot of specialty stuff, you can cook in bulk, and the leftovers keep for a while so you can amortize the cooking effort over several days.
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2023-11-01 at 12:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go ahead, try slathering jams on a pizza or fried rice.
Is there something stopping you from doing that if that's your thing?
Imagine having an opinion on cooking when you don't know the basics of your own Asian cuisine or even the basics of how to boil an egg
..and self admittedly has to always eat out because.
1. doesn't own a fridge
2. can't cook
3. mom is mad at you for being 43 yrs old and still living in her home. -
2023-11-01 at 12:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian Is there something stopping you from doing that if that's your thing?
yes. the feeling of gay at the tip of my tongue,Imagine having an opinion on cooking when you don't know the basics of your own Asian cuisine or even the basics of how to boil an egg
..and self admittedly has to always eat out because.
1. doesn't own a fridge
2. can't cook
3. mom is mad at you for being 43 yrs old and still living in her home.
o, i get it. you needed reasons for you're excessive consumption of sesame oil.
fuys, johnson boy uses sesame oil in place of crisco.
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2023-11-01 at 12:40 PM UTC3 or 4 drops in fried rice = excessive consumption in the 3rd world I guess
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2023-11-01 at 12:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian 3 or 4 drops in fried rice = excessive consumption in the 3rd world I guess
Poor poor guy.
3-4 drops = no feel.
sesame oil goes with low viscosity chinese soups or veges or steamed cock meats.
fried rices are already oily and salty and there need no further flavor enhancement. -
2023-11-01 at 12:47 PM UTCalso by excessive consumption i insinuated that yiur using sesame oils to perform anal sexes with other men.
flew over you're head i guess.
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2023-11-01 at 12:48 PM UTC
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2023-11-01 at 12:57 PM UTCThis Friday when I get my Hunan fried rice I'll take a pic of me dripping in some sesame seed oil just to get you irate and watch it magically turn from fried rice into something else when the first drop hits.
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2023-11-01 at 1:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian …says the guy who can't even boil and egg
A bit of added soy sauce in there is great too!…not to mention a cap full of Sake!
Originally posted by Kawkasian This Friday when I get my Hunan fried rice I'll take a pic of me dripping in some sesame seed oil just to get you irate and watch it magically turn from fried rice into something else when the first drop hits.
thats like performing gay sex in an attempt to get me irritated.
ok, ooooooooowwww awwwwww.
ich bin irritated.
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2023-11-01 at 1:19 PM UTC
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2023-11-01 at 1:24 PM UTCis that what you do when irritated ?
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2023-11-01 at 1:27 PM UTC
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2023-11-01 at 1:29 PM UTCwith a reciprocating dildo
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2023-11-02 at 3:27 AM UTCSesame oil is dank, throw that shit in everything I sayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-02 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................... use KY jelly. you wont be so sore in the morning and the cleanup will be easier
i gave your mother a 55-gallon drum of it…she keeps it in her bedroom closet next to the jackhammer dildo i gave her for valentines day
i gave ur mom a 155 gallon drum i guess shes a gay lezbo and used a 100 gallon of it first kenan, POWER TO THE PEOPLE -
2023-11-02 at 12:13 PM UTC
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2023-11-03 at 4:29 AM UTC
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2023-11-03 at 4:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer.................................. which is why i offered the recommendation to you
professionals use the assorted juices from the torn orifice(s) as lubrication
Blood dries out too quickly. A loogie holds its moisture better.
