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Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
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2023-10-31 at 12:46 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 1:02 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 1:36 PM UTCeat outside like what i am doing now everyday.
cooking anything more complex than singeing instant noodles for self gratification is philosophically the same as inserting your fingers into your own orriffices to please yourself.
sure, men can do it, theres nothing wrong with that, but thats what women do, and if you do it, your doing a women's thing.
nothing wrong with it and yet nothing can change it for what it is.
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2023-10-31 at 1:57 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 2:03 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 2:03 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 2:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian Lol, imagine being so inept you have to pay others to keep you alive.
If you learned the basics of cooking you might know sesame oil is commonly used in fried rice
imagine doing all the womanly stuff yourself but pay others to have manly stuffs done for you.
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2023-10-31 at 2:40 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 3:26 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 3:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Okay now actually WTF! What other secrets do you possess
You can use sesame oil on all kinds of dishes, soups, salads, rice, noodles etc. a few drops here and then add deliciousness.
Vinny is so worthless as an Asian he doesn't even understand that the base recipe of something isn't the ONLY recipe or variant thereof
"uhhh it's not Asian if it has chicken in it instead of dog meat" -
2023-10-31 at 6:30 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 7:27 PM UTCIt's not a huge leap to turn this into coq au vin.
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2023-10-31 at 8:19 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 8:21 PM UTC
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2023-10-31 at 8:24 PM UTCI only cook drugs
and I order takeout
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2023-10-31 at 8:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Its more absorbant as it has less water. Thats soup science.
Incorrect. soft spongy bread will hold more as it can expand like a sponge, toast doesn't expand...it drips like an infected cock when the liquid load it can hold is more than the square on the hypotenuse. -
2023-10-31 at 10:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian Incorrect. soft spongy bread will hold more as it can expand like a sponge, toast doesn't expand…it drips like an infected cock when the liquid load it can hold is more than the square on the hypotenuse.
*Akshually, Finds obscure sponge-toast that is super absorbent*
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2023-10-31 at 10:24 PM UTCLol, back in college I made a thread on zoklet about basically this, and literally the first thing I cooked was beef bourguignon. Even took a video of me trying to flambé the beef and burning the hair on my arm.
Stews and curries are great options when starting out cooking for yourself, they don't require a lot of specialty stuff, you can cook in bulk, and the leftovers keep for a while so you can amortize the cooking effort over several days.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-31 at 11:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, back in college I made a thread on zoklet about basically this, and literally the first thing I cooked was beef bourguignon. Even took a video of me trying to flambé the beef and burning the hair on my arm.
Stews and curries are great options when starting out cooking for yourself, they don't require a lot of specialty stuff, you can cook in bulk, and the leftovers keep for a while so you can amortize the cooking effort over several days.
so basically, like-a-said, you literary remind me of an older version of me, when i was a younger man *this is how, u remind me…. this is how u remind me..
so what are we cooking this weekend fruys? im gonna order a knife and a sharpener cause i borrowed a knife and it waS too dull to cut the salt porn ( I USED SALTPORK INSTEAD OF BACON, i think bacon woulda been mo-betta ) so i got wicked-frustrated and hashe-slingeing-slashed my saltPORK and almost had a konyption-fit but then i digressed.
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2023-10-31 at 11:44 PM UTCLIL SPORTYS HOME LIFE AND LIL SPORTYS NOODLES AY!!! PUT DA NOODS ON!!!!
