i ate dirt today to prove im not a cop

1. 2015-06-28 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   it was good
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • (@narendramodi)
2. 2015-06-29 at 1:27 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Who is it that you were proving?
   
   EDIT: damn, I'm sure that's not even proper English.
3. 2015-06-29 at 7:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn next thing you know the guy will be convincing you to bend over and let him crack you open for the first time to prove you can "take one for the team".
   
4. 2015-07-01 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   Wolven Throne Yung Blood
   To whom were you proving your legitimacy?
5. 2015-07-01 at 1:57 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I've seen so many threads like this where he just never replies again hehe
6. 2015-07-01 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   i tried to sell a 15mg mirtizapine pill as xanax to everyone on the basketball court and this guy says "how do i know you're not a cop? if you're not a cop, eat dirt" and then i picked up a lump of dirt and chewed on it and the guy goes "now thats my nigga, thats the kinda guy who kills niggas when you ask em to" then i got a free pull off a joint, it was worth it
7. 2015-07-03 at 6:34 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I definitely believe this.
8. 2015-07-03 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Did you get your crack yet?
9. 2017-06-02 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   byp
10. 2017-06-02 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    fucking retard.
    
    I didn't even realize this site was that old. made it longer than skankery and redburn
11. 2017-06-02 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    Mayweather weak
    You and reject have something in common now.
12. 2017-06-02 at 11:39 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, the next time someone tries to make you eat dirt, do this to them:
    
    
13. 2017-06-02 at 11:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it didnt bother me
    
    i enjoyed it
14. 2017-06-02 at 11:52 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    idiots.
    
    there is literally nothing an undercover cop won't do to prove he's not a cop.
15. 2017-06-03 at 11:07 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock idiots.
    
    there is literally nothing an undercover cop won't do to prove he's not a cop.

    
    Amateur pornography
16. 2017-06-03 at 12:17 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Amateur pornography

    
    check the news...they have