Mash is unironically the Messiah

1. 2023-10-28 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   And I am meant to interpret for him, but I can't because the devil tricked me into huffing too much petrol as a teenager.
2. 2023-10-28 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #2
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   maybe he just wants to fuck
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai
3. 2023-10-28 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *not enough petrol as a teenager
   
   Yeah maybe he just wants to drink smoke and fuck. Maybe that's what we all really want at the end of the day. To drink. And then to smoke. And then, of course, to fuck. In any order, often simultaneously.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai, 
   • Lanny
4. 2023-10-28 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If the messiah really did come back we probably wouldn’t know or care. He could walk into time square and start doing miracles and people would tell him to go back to palestine and throw stuff at him
5. 2023-10-28 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox If the messiah really did come back we probably wouldn’t know or care. He could walk into time square and start doing miracles and people would tell him to go back to palestine and throw stuff at him

   
   It was and is Criss Angel. Nobody ever believes me though.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
6. 2023-10-28 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   
   
   lol this shit low key spooked me out a bit. Mash has some kind of black magic juju going on 4 sho
7. 2023-10-28 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Sean Twist Wears 4,000 Year Old Foot/Shoe Supports.Com
8. 2023-10-28 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It's evident that you want to have sexual intercourse with a one - Sean Twist, esquire. Just ask her and stop beating around the bush. Give her a petrol rag you can probably do anything you want.
9. 2023-10-28 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #9
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   1.89 Pebble
10. 2023-10-29 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by mashlehash 1.89 Pebble

    
    And see? This is why you wear the 4000 year old soles - otherwise the stones in your boots really start to hurt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
11. 2023-10-29 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #11
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We know who we are, all you need to do is Walk Up Those Steps?
12. 2023-10-29 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Popplet
13. 2023-10-29 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #13
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It was and is Criss Angel. Nobody ever believes me though.

    
    I like that one where he pulled people in half in the park and the legs and hip went running around with everyone screaming. Good times.
14. 2023-10-29 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #14
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    got a link for a fellow ? as I forgot how to open a new tab and type in ' criss angel puulls people in half in the park and their legs and hips went running around'
15. 2023-10-29 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #15
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You kno11, he's 32 old.
16. 2023-10-29 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #16
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    
17. 2023-10-29 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #17
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    lol it's actually sharp
18. 2023-10-29 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #18
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ got a link for a fellow ? as I forgot how to open a new tab and type in ' criss angel puulls people in half in the park and their legs and hips went running around'

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4, 
    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2023-10-29 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #19
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    In The Jungle You Must Wait Until The Board Read 5 or 8
20. 2023-10-29 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #20
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ahahaha