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  1. #61
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ a carpeted thrift store that looks like the inside of a house, with a chandelier thing and a kitchen table and a random plastic pumpkin sitting in the middle of the floor. heard

    I put that exact chandelier out on the lawn when I installed my new ceiling fan in the dining room. Someone grabbed it up in less than 30 min.


    ETA…..mines was black tho
  2. #62
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor I put that exact chandelier out on the lawn when I installed my new ceiling fan in the dining room. Someone grabbed it up in less than 30 min.


    ETA…..mines was black tho

    I wonder what it's value was. I would've probably snagged it too. (I absolutely wouldn't have I would've glanced at it and not given it a second thought just assuming it was defective and weird)
  3. #63
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fona knighting

    fona kinging

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  4. #64
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    In layman’s terms this contraption is called a Butt Plug Helper.
    The intricate design prevents poop from falling directly on the floor by catching it in the slanted stopper with a stop wall bottom.

    It dates back to the Dingleberry Dynasty and is considered priceless by the incontinent peoples of Dildo Canada

    The plastic red ball on top really screams "class" doesn't it
  5. #65
    jerryb African Astronaut
    If it's from Europe you know it's class, everyone there is all cultured and shit.
  6. #66
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I hate the mortgage word

    I took out a 35 year mortgage on a trailer
  7. #67
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kawkasian The plastic red ball on top really screams "class" doesn't it

    Absofuckinglutely

    can also be used as a ballgag
  8. #68
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    You fags be living in poverty and hating.
  9. #69
    Bradley Florida Man
    YOu should buy an electric video camera and make some movies of you fucking your wife.
  10. #70
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley YOu should buy an electric video camera and make some movies of you fucking your wife.

    I want to find an old camcorder and the appropriate adapters to make videos and get them uploaded. It would be fun I think.
  11. #71
    Bradley Florida Man
    When you make vieos of your girlfriend and you unwrapping stuff especially I save them and masturbate to her.
  12. #72
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley When you make vieos of your girlfriend and you unwrapping stuff especially I save them and masturbate to her.

    You're a lot like Bill Krozby except you're not liked.
  13. #73
    Bradley Florida Man
    Bill Kr0zby wasn't very well liked in his days either. It was only through his exhaultation after death that he was weljl loved and a relic in our commubnity, similarly Sploo.

    Also, I am well liked here. I believe at least 50% of our ocmmunity like me.

    yes u have ur haters but i do post a lot and i have been deeply upsetting to some people but hay when ur a gay drunk nazi holding malt liquor playing Runescape in a chatroom for 5 years, you're gonna break a few eggs.


    n u an egg to me
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  14. #74
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Bill Kr0zby wasn't very well liked in his days either. It was only through his exhaultation after death that he was weljl loved and a relic in our commubnity, similarly Sploo.

    Also, I am well liked here. I believe at least 50% of our ocmmunity like me.

    yes u have ur haters but i do post a lot and i have been deeply upsetting to some people but hay when ur a gay drunk nazi holding malt liquor playing Runescape in a chatroom for 5 years, you're gonna break a few eggs.


    n u an egg to me

    We all liked Bill Krozby.
    Pretty sure he called you a faggot.
    Bill Krozby was awesome.
    You're a wannabe
  15. #75
    Haxxor Space Nigga
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  16. #76
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thank god I'm jedi.. ITT Bradleyb needs freebies. I suggest 5 dollars added to his runescape account and a dick slapped across his stupid face. Merry fucking Xmas faggots
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  17. #77
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    You fags be living in poverty and hating.

    you're supposed to move it around with drinks on it but you need to lift one side for it to roll? lol k
  18. #78
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by aldra you're supposed to move it around with drinks on it but you need to lift one side for it to roll? lol k

    It's so fucking wobbly. Damn 3 legged table.
    And the wheels squeak more than an Japanese porno.
  19. #79
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra you're supposed to move it around with drinks on it but you need to lift one side for it to roll? lol k

    You get to suck the alcohol out of the carpet just like mid century royalty did.

    Probably why it’s obsolete
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Bradley YOu should buy an electric video camera and make some movies of you fucking your wife.

    you want to see his ass bouncing up and down dont you
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