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Sick AF, peeing outta my butt, everything is vomit

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Took today off work as I shit my pants.
    Who wants to play video games with short breaks so I can shit piss?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    someone put the sheeny curse on you
  3. #3
    Get a 6th booster.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I had the shits yesterday...couple of hours after eating a subway sandwich. No other explanation for it really. It was explosive diarrhea too..only just made it to the executive toilet but still managed to spray the back of the seat.

    I'll not be getting subway again anytime soon.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I ate 7 Salisbury steaks Monday night along with a bunch of rice and beans. Tuesday I felt really bloated and sluggish but I attributed that to drinking a Twix flavored iced coffee.
    After work I finally laid down and stayed down for a good 15 or 16 hours but during that time I vomited a good bit.
    I remember drinking a cold bottle of water and then puking it back up yet feeling relieved it was still cold water.
    This morning I took off work and finally ate a muffin maybe an hour ago.
    Currently I'm barely moving.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    that's what you get for being a nigger faggot
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by totse2118 that's what you get for being a nigger faggot

    Your avatar sucks
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm taking a shower and gaming until the wife and kid get home.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Your avatar sucks

    what is it
  10. #10
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian I had the shits yesterday…couple of hours after eating a subway sandwich. No other explanation for it really. It was explosive diarrhea too..only just made it to the executive toilet but still managed to spray the back of the seat.

    I'll not be getting subway again anytime soon.

    Ok, something weird is going on.

    I had a small salad at lunchtime and things are bubbling down below again...Imma gonna go shit now before it explodes again.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    my mass poisoning seems to be working well
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Ok, something weird is going on.

    I had a small salad at lunchtime and things are bubbling down below again…Imma gonna go shit now before it explodes again.

    Ok nothing wants to come out except fartiness...I hope I don't have a disaster on my commute home...
  13. #13
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    A 20-Year-Old Died After Eating Pasta That Sat Out Too Long; it’s referred to as Fried Rice Syndrome.

    Dr. Joe, a board-certified emergency medicine physician, explained that "Fried Rice Syndrome" is a type of food poisoning caused by the Bacillus cereus bacterium. "This bacteria is commonly found in carbohydrates that have been sitting at room temperature for extended periods. 😳

    This bacteria is commonly found in foods that have been sitting at room temperature for extended periods. In dishes like fried rice, the bacteria can produce toxins as the food cools down, leading to symptoms like vomiting, diarrhea, and abdominal cramps

    Dr. Joe said the onset of symptoms will happen a few hours after you ingest the food and you could be sick for up to 24 hours. If you develop symptoms, you should seek medical attention right away. And although death is rare, Dr. Joe said it is not unheard of.

    According to Dr. Joe, the issue is not specific to any type of pasta or rice but rather how the food is stored. "Bacillus cereus can grow in various starchy foods, not just fried rice. This can include whole wheat and veggie noodles if they are improperly stored.
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    Death by pasta.

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