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  1. Originally posted by Kawkasian Not if you are a slave.

    slaves is not a job, and dont do them.
  2. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny slaves is not a job, and dont do them.



    If as my slave I tell you it's your job to wipe my ass when I take a shit, then that's your job to do...no one elses...and you have no REAL choice about it.
  3. Originally posted by Kawkasian

    If as my slave I tell you it's your job to wipe my ass when I take a shit, then that's your job to do…no one elses…and you have no REAL choice about it.

    Could they at least use a sponge? Would you afford them that comfort at least?
  4. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Could they at least use a sponge? Would you afford them that comfort at least?

    Maybe after 5yrs service.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm my way to bid a job for next spring,, its a large country home like the size of 3 houses
    and Wednesday I'm going to ohmybutter condos to bid a sweet job
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  6. Loing African Astronaut
    You'll hear about Moist Critical )11 million subscribers) being influenced by my infamous and legendary John Joke?
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  7. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Loing You'll hear about Moist Critical )11 million subscribers) being influenced by my infamous and legendary John Joke?

    i thought it was from the office
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    RAT FILES! A large feral rat wedged his way through my wall and raped me in my sleep
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Outside on break ..feels amazing
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  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster RAT FILES! A large feral rat wedged his way through my wall and raped me in my sleep

    sounds like Karma to me,, was it a good time?
    I woulda shot it right before it came
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  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so the big house I went to put a bid in on was huge,, 60 windows all with 18 little windows in each one that have to be painted in between every little window,, thats 1080 little windows FUCK!
    then its got 10,000 square feet of walls facia and soffit oh and 15 posts and 150 feet of porches with ceilings,, and a friggin chicken coop up on the highest roof just for sport plus at least 10,000 in wood replacement before painting,, so far the bid is over $60,000 and itl take me 3 months to do it
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    also I have had 3 people tell me to raise my prices so I'm adding 33% to my normal price that way my taxes are covered
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Going on lunch didn’t even know it was 8 ..caffeine got me running around like a crack head !!
  14. Originally posted by POLECAT also I have had 3 people tell me to raise my prices so I'm adding 33% to my normal price that way my taxes are covered

    you should call yourself The Underbidder in your ads.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Ejaculating on the toilet seat in a public restroom
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I was asked by my superior to spell a word….

    *bombastic side eye*

    I think I’m the boss now….
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just woke up after 4.5 hrs sleep,, time for ciggys and coffee, then back to bed again for 4 more hrs
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    rat files,, all is quiet in the house and porch.
    Rick Files,, nigga aint called one time so I'm pretty sure his mind isn't gonna function enough to come home cuz he would never go 2 days without callin me.
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