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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by eBagger I would go just to drink ice water and beat everybody at darts and pool and whatever else

    It's a family restaurant with a bar not a pool hall.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's a family restaurant with a bar not a pool hall.

    A family restaurant with a bar, can have a pool table. That's not that weird.
  3. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Sounds like a real Dave and Busters type experience....

    Guess there is no darts either
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by eBagger Sounds like a real Dave and Busters type experience….

    Guess there is no darts either

    They have meet and greets for the kids to meet biker gangs though. Bikers aren't into parlor games anyway.
  5. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Dave and Busters rebranded as a biker bar in 2023 tho
  6. A Whack-a-Mole game would not be inappropriate.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ A family restaurant with a bar, can have a pool table. That's not that weird.

    How little you know about bars, pool tables, and the crowd type the combination appeals to. That crowd does not appeal to families especially ones with younger children.

    "Hey kids, why don't you go put some quarters on the pool table and play the drunk that wins??"

  8. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Scron alt detected 🚨



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ C'mon, Niggles.

    dh simp / rent free
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How little you know about bars, pool tables, and the crowd type the combination appeals to. That crowd does not appeal to families especially ones with younger children.

    "Hey kids, why don't you go put some quarters on the pool table and play the drunk that wins??"


    lol that's actually a really fun thing to do as a kid. put a quarter on the table and tell them you're next. kids love doing that.
  10. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I suggest a suggestion box at the front of the Bar/Family Dining Establishment/Anti-pool-hall. Where perhaps families can suggest fun and games and give you plans to build a cornhole set out back with the tiki torches. You do have tiki torches right?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by eBagger I suggest a suggestion box at the front of the Bar/Family Dining Establishment/Anti-pool-hall. Where perhaps families can suggest fun and games and give you plans to build a cornhole set out back with the tiki torches. You do have tiki torches right?

    Tiki torches aren't child friendly. They might get burned. That's also why they don't have darts. Might poke an eye out.

    The family friendly part is just bringing your kids and letting them scream and run around with nothing to do. No games. No fun.
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  12. Originally posted by mmQ Tiki torches aren't child friendly. They might get burned. That's also why they don't have darts. Might poke an eye out.

    The family friendly part is just bringing your kids and letting them scream and run around with nothing to do. No games. No fun.

    How about the cornhole set?
  13. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Tiki torches aren't child friendly. They might get burned. That's also why they don't have darts. Might poke an eye out.

    The family friendly part is just bringing your kids and letting them scream and run around with nothing to do. No games. No fun.

    No games! No fun! I think you just found their new slogan.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by eBagger I suggest a suggestion box at the front of the Bar/Family Dining Establishment/Anti-pool-hall. Where perhaps families can suggest fun and games and give you plans to build a cornhole set out back with the tiki torches. You do have tiki torches right?

    No I have sun canopy's with misters and fans with misters. Drunks and tiki torches don't mix.
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker How little you know about bars, pool tables, and the crowd type the combination appeals to. That crowd does not appeal to families especially ones with younger children.

    "Hey kids, why don't you go put some quarters on the pool table and play the drunk that wins??"


    ja. boys who go to a biker bar and grill prefer to stradle on the gas tank of a bike and have their pubescent tender ass pressed against the crotch of a heavily tattooed large man.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja. boys who go to a biker bar and grill prefer to stradle on the gas tank of a bike and have their pubescent tender ass pressed against the crotch of a heavily tattooed large man.

    You and Jill should get a room
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You and Jill should get a room

    i envy bikers like you.

    you just do it in the parking lots.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i envy bikers like you.

    you just do it in the parking lots.

    There you go again. Out of ammo and playing make believe...
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................. sounds like one of your date nights. all of those misters are your biggest fans…but they only want you for your ass.

    Get a room with vinny when you're done running from niggers
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